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Monday, August 26, 2013

2013 Air Guitar World Championships

Posted on 1:59 PM by Unknown


The purpose of the Air Guitar World Championships is to promote world peace. According to the ideology of the Air Guitar, wars would end and all bad things would disappear, if all the people in the world played the Air Guitar. This is why the whole universe is invited to play the Air Guitar at the end of the competition.

Lots of photos at The Guardian.
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In the Batman/Superman movie (Ben Affleck as Batman), Bryan Cranston Is playing Lex Luthor

Posted on 6:09 AM by Unknown
Cosmic Book News:
Bryan Cranston has been cast as Lex Luthor in what is said to be at least a six "appearance" deal (think of Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury popping up in every Marvel movie in the run-up to Avengers) and may be as high as ten.
Look for the official announcement to follow the conclusion to the final season of Breaking Bad as WB wants to dovetail off the end of that.
Regarding Ben Affleck, we are told he has allegedly a 13-appearance deal for Batman.
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Today is National Dog Day!

Posted on 5:56 AM by Unknown
Here's the main site, and here are 29 Vintage Photos of Dogs Being Man's Best Friend.

Personal Favorite:

1935: Little Evelyn Luff with her entourage of Saint Bernard dogs at Staines Abbots Pass kennels, near Reigate in Surrey.
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Oxford Union resolution: "this House believes that Islam is a religion of peace."

Posted on 5:01 AM by Unknown
Good post at Powerline: Is Islam a religion of peace?

Lee Rigby was brutally murdered by crazed Islamists in the streets of London this past May 22. In a feat of timing, the Oxford Union Society held a previously scheduled debate the following day on the motion this House believes that Islam is a religion of peace. The motion carried 286 to 168. 

I started thinking back to the infamous debate before the Oxford Union in February 1933.  The motion on that occasion was that this House will in no circumstances fight for its King and Country and it carried by a vote of 275 to 153.

Winston Churchill was not amused. In a speech the following week at the 25th anniversary meeting of the Anti-Socialist and Anti-Communist Union, he condemned the vote as an “abject, squalid, shameless avowal” and “a very disquieting and disgusting symptom,” as indeed it was. “We are told we ought not to treat it seriously,” Churchill noted. He disagreed:
My mind turns across the narrow waters of Channel and the North Sea, where great nations stand determined to defend their national glories or national existence with their lives. I think of Germany, with its splendid clear-eyed youths marching forward on all the roads of the Reich singing their ancient songs, demanding to be conscripted into an army; eagerly seeking the most terrible weapons of war; burning to suffer and die for their fatherland. I think of Italy, with her ardent Fascisti, her renowned Chief, and stern sense of national duty. I think of France, anxious, peace-loving, pacifist to the core, but armed to the teeth and determined to survive as a great nation in the world. 
One can almost feel the curl of contempt upon the lips of the manhood of all these people when they read this message sent out by Oxford University in the name of young England.
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Sunday, August 25, 2013

One million cockroaches escape Chinese farm

Posted on 1:15 PM by Unknown
AT LEAST one million cockroaches have escaped a farm in China where they were being bred for use in traditional medicine, a report said.

The cockroaches fled the facility in Dafeng, in the eastern province of Jiangsu, for surrounding cornfields earlier this month after an "unknown perpetrator" destroyed the plastic greenhouse where they were raised, the Modern Express newspaper said.

Disease control authorities have sent five investigators to the area to come up with a plan to stamp out the insects.

More here.

NB - I was looking for a cockroach picture to put here and they all creeped me out.  If you want to see cockroaches, go here.
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Quote of the Day

Posted on 5:25 AM by Unknown
I love the freedoms we got in this country, I appreciate your freedom to burn your flag if you want to, but I really appreciate my right to bear arms so I can shoot you if you try to burn mine.

—Johnny Cash

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10 Police Cars Chase Moped Going 25 MPH

Posted on 4:53 AM by Unknown
The Blaze:

Police say an officer initially pulled the man over for driving the wrong way down a street. He spoke with the officer, but allegedly refused to shut off his moped and proceeded to drive away, according to the Journal Gazette.

A chase ensued, with ten police cars pursuing the moped at speeds topping 25 mph.

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Violentissimo

Posted on 4:28 AM by Unknown


via Presurfer.
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Video: Watch this Louisiana sinkhole swallow a bunch of trees

Posted on 4:18 AM by Unknown
It took just seconds for a sinkhole to swallow several giant trees in Louisiana's Assumption Parish. The parish's emergency management department caught it on video. (Aug. 22)

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Saturday, August 24, 2013

Mark Steyn: Obamacare’s Hierarchy of Privilege

Posted on 6:10 AM by Unknown
No one who favors the law wants to be bound by it.

Obamacare is not a law, in the sense that all persons are equal before it, but a hierarchy of privilege; for example, senators value their emir-sized entourages and don’t want them to quit, so it is necessary to provide the flunkies who negotiated and drafted the Affordable Care Act an exemption from the legislation they imposed on the citizenry. Once again, the opt-out is not legal. As the Wall Street Journal trenchantly observed, “OPM has no authority to pay for insurance plans that lack FEHBP contracts, nor does the Affordable Care Act permit either exchange contributions or a unilateral bump in Congressional pay in return for less overall compensation.”
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Eating on the March: Food at the 1963 March on Washington

Posted on 5:25 AM by Unknown
On August 28, 1963, over 200,000 people peacefully marched between the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial to show support of President John F. Kennedy’s civil rights and to bring widespread public attention to end segregation in public schools and the federal implementation of fair employment practices to prevent job discrimination. The March on Washington was a watershed moment in human rights history that helped to get the Civil Rights Act and the Voting Rights Act of 1965 passed into law. Organizing an event that large was a formidable task in and of itself, requiring the coordination of grass roots groups to drum up participants and raise the funds to travel to DC. Tackling the issue of handling food for the masses was another issue entirely.
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The Science Behind Honey’s Eternal Shelf Life

Posted on 4:57 AM by Unknown
At Smithsonian:
There are a few other examples of foods that keep–indefinitely–in their raw state: salt, sugar, dried rice are a few. But there’s something about honey; it can remain preserved in a completely edible form, and while you wouldn’t want to chow down on raw rice or straight salt, one could ostensibly dip into a thousand year old jar of honey and enjoy it, without preparation, as if it were a day old. Moreover, honey’s longevity lends it other properties–mainly medicinal–that other resilient foods don’t have. Which raises the question–what exactly makes honey such a special food?
The answer is as complex as honey’s flavor–you don’t get a food source with no expiration date without a whole slew of factors working in perfect harmony.
via Neatorama. 
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Friday, August 23, 2013

USB-Powered Vibrator With 8GB Storage

Posted on 6:20 PM by Unknown
Wired:

The Duet is a tiny, thumb-sized vibrator. That alone probably wouldn’t be worth writing about, but this vibrator is also USB-powered, and can be bought with up to 16GB storage.

The toy plugs into any free USB port to charge, and when full can give a terrifying four hours of pleasure. It has four different patterns of vibration, five power levels, and runs almost silently. This discretion extends to the design, which doesn’t really look like a sex toy at all.

In fact, the feature list is pretty good even before we get to the vibrating part. The silicone and metal body is completely waterproof. You can drop it into water up to three meters (10 feet) deep, and of course you can use the thing in the bath.

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Remembering the Baltic Way human chain for freedom

Posted on 5:38 PM by Unknown
Head over to Legal Insurrection and read the whole thing:

On this day in 1989, the Baltic Way took place. People in the Baltic Republics of the Soviet Union (Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania) formed a human chain stretching for hundreds of miles:
… on 23 August 1989, the three nations living by the Baltic Sea surprised the world by taking hold of each other’s hands and jointly demanding recognition of the secret clauses in the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact and the re-establishment of the independence of the Baltic States. More than a million people joined hands to create a 600 km long human chain from the foot of Toompea in Tallinn to the foot of the Gediminas Tower in Vilnius, crossing Riga and the River Daugava on its way, creating a synergy in the drive for freedom that united the three countries.
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Not The Onion: ‘Law and Order: SVU’ to Feature Paula Deen Killing Trayvon Martin

Posted on 3:55 PM by Unknown
While HBO’s “Newsroom” is surely today’s leading liberal fantasy news show, it is following in a format pioneered by the overwrought crime drama series “Law and Order” and its various clone shows.

The producers of “Law and Order: SVU” reminded everyone of that recently by actually writing and filming an episode in which a character based on Paula Deen kills a Trayvon Martin character.

You can’t make up this kind of absurdity in a humor setting. People wouldn’t find it credible. The only thing missing is a George Bush or Dick Cheney character in there engaging in a serial killing spree of some Muslim characters.

More here.
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Picture of the Day: The Butterfly Effect

Posted on 11:30 AM by Unknown



Via Twisted Sifter: In this perfectly timed photo by Prabhu B. Doss, we see a butterfly that appears to be looking in an invisible mirror, its likeness accurately reflected. Believe it or not, it’s two different butterflies, and if you look closely you can see differences in their respective wing patterns and antennae.

In chaos theory, the butterfly effect is the sensitive dependence on initial conditions in which a small change at one place in a deterministic nonlinear system can result in large differences in a later state. The name of the effect, coined byEdward Lorenz, is derived from the theoretical example of a hurricane’s formation being contingent on whether or not a distant butterfly had flapped its wings several weeks earlier. To learn more, visit the entry on Wikipedia.
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Jury in Fort Hood Shooting Trial Finds Maj. Nidal Hasan Guilty in all counts

Posted on 10:51 AM by Unknown
More at NBC:

Major Nidal Hasan, who Army prosecutors said was on a Jihad mission to kill soldiers, has been found guilty of all 13 counts of premeditated murder for the attack on U-S soldiers at Fort Hood, Texas in 2009.

The military jury also found Hasan guilty of 32 counts of premeditated attempted murder.

Both votes were unanimous by the military panel members in his court-martial hearing.
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Friday links

Posted on 5:35 AM by Unknown
The Science Of The Great Molasses Flood.

Cookie Monster’s famous cookie recipe.

The Last Beatles Photo Shoot.

The Burrow (Ron Weasley's home) from Harry Potter for Sale.

Peeling Back the Foil: The Origin of the TV Dinner.
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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Building evacuated after burlesque dancer sets off fire alarm with burning nipple tassels

Posted on 5:57 PM by Unknown
Headline of the day.  Probably NSFW.
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Cookie Monster’s famous cookie recipe

Posted on 5:47 PM by Unknown
Larger version here.
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Gallup: Unemployment Rate Jumps from 7.7% to 8.9% In 30 Days

Posted on 2:59 PM by Unknown
Outside of the federal government's Bureau of Labor statistics, the Gallup polling organization also tracks the nation's unemployment rate. While the BLS and Gallup findings might not always perfectly align, the trends almost always do and the small statistical differences just haven't been worthy of note. But now Gallup is showing a sizable 30 day jump in the unemployment rate, from 7.7% on July 21 to 8.9% today.

This is an 18-month high.

At the end of July, the BLS showed a 7.4% unemployment rate, compared to Gallup's 7.8%. Again, a difference not worthy of note. But Gallup's upward trend to almost 9% in just the last three weeks is alarming, especially because this is not a poll with a history of wild swings due to statistical anomalies. Gallup's sample size is a massive 30,000 adults and the rolling average is taken over a full 30 day period.

Gallup also shows an alarming increase in the number of underemployed (those with some work seeking more). During the same 30-day period, that number has jumped from 17.1% to 17.9%.

via Breitbart.
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Jonah Goldberg on Biden running for POTUS: Run, Joe, Run!

Posted on 1:48 PM by Unknown
On Monday, the Wall Street Journal reported that the vice president’s inner circle is swabbing the decks, battening down the hatches, and hoisting the mainsails for USSBidenpalooza 2016. “Everyone involved in his world,” a Democratic official told the Journal, “is engaged in taking all the steps that make sense to prepare for a run, if he does run.” Biden’s people are apparently willing to go for it even if the allegedly inevitable nominee, Hillary Clinton, decides to run.

Why is this happening?

It’s a difficult question to boil down to a single variable, given the swirling maelstrom of egos, agendas, and issues at play. Still, one answer does seem to cover the waterfront: because ours is a just and generous God. From my admittedly selfish perspective, a Biden candidacy would be great for everybody — and by everybody I mean people who would like to see the Democratic party descend into a chaotic food fight.
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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

The world's tallest Lego tower. Ever.

Posted on 7:25 AM by Unknown
The 112 foot-tall tower is made from 500,000 individual bricks of Lego. The structure, which was built by students from Wilmington, Delaware, broke the Guinness World Record last night, thereby accomplishing the dream set by every kid who has ever clicked two pieces of Lego together.

More info, pictures and links at io9.
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Ave atque vale: Elmore Leonard, aged 87

Posted on 6:52 AM by Unknown
According to his website, “Elmore passed away this morning at 7:15 AM at home surrounded by his loving family.” The 87-year-old writer had recently suffered a stroke, but was said to be recovering.

Leonard was best-known for his crime fiction, and novels Get Shorty, Out of Sight, and Hombre, as well short stories that inspired the films 3:10 to Yuma and The Tall T.

via Flavorwire.
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Tuesday links

Posted on 6:20 AM by Unknown
This is what a 37-year-old Twinkie looks like.

Compilation video: How to open a beer.  Related, Scientists Claim To Have Created A Beer With No Hangover.

Meet the 11 year old who invented musical deodorant.

How to Win a Duel.

Scientifically accurate Finding Nemo, in which Nemo's mother dies, his father switches sex, and Nemo grows up into a male in order to mate with his now-female living parent.

Star Trek Meets Monty Python.
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Monday, August 19, 2013

Military Judge Bans Evidence of “Jihad” In Case Against Ft. Hood Terrorist Nidal Hasan…

Posted on 6:32 PM by Unknown
Politico: A military judge blocked several key pieces of evidence Monday that prosecutors said would explain the mindset of the soldier accused in the 2009 shooting rampage at Fort Hood, including his belief that he had a “jihad duty” to carry out the attack.

Prosecutors had asked the judge to approve several witnesses and various evidence to support what they allege motivated Maj. Nidal Hasan to carry out the attack, which killed 13 people and wounded more than 30 others at the Texas military base.

But the judge, Col. Tara Osborn, blocked nearly all of it.
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Obama administration asks Supreme Court to allow warrantless cellphone searches

Posted on 6:08 PM by Unknown
WaPo: If the police arrest you, do they need a warrant to rifle through your cellphone? Courts have been split on the question. Last week the Obama administration asked the Supreme Court to resolve the issue and rule that the Fourth Amendment allows warrantless cellphone searches.
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Walk-in vagina

Posted on 5:07 PM by Unknown
This should be a major tourist attraction for South Africa:

Joburgers have a chance to stroll through a huge walk-in vagina thanks to an art installation erected at the old Women's Jail in Hillbrow, Johannesburg.

"By creating this vagina which you walk into, it contains you as the viewer, but also screams and laughs, almost like a battle cry which revolts against the prison," the artist Reshma Chhiba told the Sunday Times.

The walkway - installed in section two of the jail - is 12 metres long and made up of red velvet and cotton. A soundtrack of laughter and screaming plays throughout.

"Not many people - men or women - are unfazed about walking through this vaginal canal," said Chhiba.

She said that despite the fact the work was linked to the Hindu goddess Kali, she did not want herself to be seen as someone only making Indian art. "It's a global vagina," said Chhiba.

The walkthrough is part of a larger project - 'The Two Talking Yonis' -Yoni is Sanskrit for vulva - in which photographs and paintings are exhibited at two other venues.
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Popular Science: The chemistry behind Walter White's meth

Posted on 12:49 PM by Unknown
Early in the show, Walt abandons the real-life technique of transforming Sudafed, an over-the-counter decongestant, into meth. Sudafed—watched closely by the Drug Enforcement Administration—is a permanent bottleneck for any would-be meth cook. Instead, Walt refines a process to synthesize the drug from the ground up: the P2P cook. Though Parkinson himself has never made methamphetamine, he says Walt's P2P formula is true to science—with one crucial caveat. 

Every step of Walt's P2P cook mirrors the real chemical process. But would this procedure done perfectly—with the right temperatures, timing, and methods—produce Walt's nearly 100 percent pure methamphetamine? Not even close.

Related post: The real-life chemistry teacher who showed Breaking Bad how to make meth.
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Judge appoints $600/hour attorney to monitor excessive fees in Detroit bankruptcy

Posted on 11:44 AM by Unknown
U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Steven Rhodes today appointed a fee examiner to monitor legal fees in Detroit’s Chapter 9 bankruptcy.

Rhodes named attorney Robert M. Fishman of the Chicago-based firm Shaw Fishman Glantz and Towbin to ensure the city’s legal fees and consulting bills don’t become exorbitant. Fishman will also be charged with making sure the fees are public information.

Fishman’s typical hourly rate is $675. He’s discounting his hourly rate to $600 for Detroit.
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Study: Double Stuf Oreos Don’t Actually Have Double The Creme

Posted on 10:39 AM by Unknown
via Overlawyered:

According to a math teacher’s calculations, a sample yielded only 1.86 times as much filling between the chocolatey wafers, not “double.” Here’s the report, by Rachel Tepper in Huffington Post. Using comments, who would like to predict whether some law firm will file an intended class action over this problem within the next twelve months, on a scale where zero indicates “completely confident that there will not be such a lawsuit” and 10 indicates “completely confident that there will be”?

Bonus, from the article: “And Mega Stuf Oreos have only 2.86 times the creme in a regular Oreo. The prefix ‘mega’ literally means a factor of one million, which, granted, is impossible to translate to an Oreo. Still, perhaps another name could have sufficed.”
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Must see: Squirrels - Pre-production Sales Trailer

Posted on 10:03 AM by Unknown


Squirrels is coming. Here’s the official blurb:
When a young man’s estranged father is killed under suspicious circumstances, he returns home for the first time in years to get to the bottom of the mystery. Hoping to uncover some logical explanation, he instead finds his mom’s sleazy new boyfriend, a natural gas company buying up the town, an angry female sheriff who happens to be his ex-girlfriend, and an army of flesh-eating squirrels hellbent on destroying everything in their path due to an erosion of their food chain as a result of environmental destruction by the gas company.
via @JonahNRO.
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The Merchant of Avon: What Shakespeare Teaches Us About Economics

Posted on 9:47 AM by Unknown
Reason is celebrating their 45th anniversary by releasing a story a day from the archives—one for each year of the magazine's history. 

Writing in Reason’s March 1997 issue, Frederick Turn explained what Shakespeare teaches us about economics:
Where poets blaze the trail, economists and business people can follow, usually without knowing who made the path in the first place. In this essay I want to make a large claim, and one that may appear fantastic to those who make a sober living: that Shakespeare can be a wise guide to 21st-century economics.
See the full list here. 
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Where the hell are my goddamned adult Underoos? (NSFW - language)

Posted on 9:38 AM by Unknown
I've actually thought the same thing.  Read the whole article.

Fruit of the Loom, you are leaving giant piles of money on the table, and if I were a shareholder I would come into your office and beat your executives until Underoos came out. First of all, people remember and love Underoos; they love the brand, hell, thet love the name (say “underoos” out loud. It’s weirdly fun). The nostalgia that drives the pop culture product market would ensure countless sales.

Second, given the popularity of nerd culture nowadays, you’d have countless choices to stick on the shirts and underpants of today. The Avengers. Hawkeye and Black Widow. Hell, the Transformers and G.I. Joe movies. Shows like Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Arrow, etc. Open it up to videogames and the list is practically infinite.

Third, adults will buy these things, men and women alike. And children too, obviously. You don’t have to keep the girls’ sets to Wonder Woman, Daisy Duke and Barbie, like you did in the '80s, because they’re all fans of Batman and Star Wars and videogames and everything else now, too. And hell, there are more than a few guys that would happily pony up cash for a set of adult male Wonder Woman-branded Underoos, and yeah, maybe they want it for creepy purposes but the idea is still sound, dammit!

And don’t tell me that you already market pop culture-themed shirts and underwear, because I know you do. They sell pretty damn well, don’t they? Now, imagine that you sold the shirts and underpants together. Imagine that you don’t just stick Batman’s face on the buttchecks, but instead make in an underwear-themed replica of his costume. Now imagine that you called them Underoos again, bringing back the name and the brand for the nostalgia craze adult market — and then imagine you making a fuck-ton of money, from people of all ages, genders, races and creeds, because that’s what you would do.

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Sunday, August 18, 2013

Names for Genitalia Through the Ages

Posted on 7:34 AM by Unknown
VARIETIES OF TERMS FOR MALE GENITALIA

The Physically Descriptive

For penises: worm, iron, rudder, pike, maypole, spicket, noodle, white staff, cucumber, standing wire.
For testicles: pebbles, plums, bullets, nuggins, nutmegs, tackle, eggs, jewels, agates, berries.

The Functionally Descriptive

For penises: prod, pissing place, shove devil, rump splitter, holy poker.
For testicles: glands?

The Whimsical and Poetic

For penises: the silent flute, the gospel pipe, the glister pipe, Mr. Peasbey.
For testicles: whirligigs, tarriwags, Salda crackers.

The Lewd

For penises: kidney wiper, liver disturber, cunt plugger, egg white cannon, yogurt spitting sausage.
For testicles: basket of meat.

The Baffling (and vaguely culinary)

For penises: Plum tree shaker, okra and prunes, enchilada, cookie.
For testicles: basket of meat.

The Baffled

For both: Thingamabob, thingummy.

The Disparaging

For penises: brute, goober, stuffed eelskin.
For testicles: cullions (“vile fellows”).

The Appreciative

For penises: shaft of delight, staff of life, candy cane, champion.
For testicles: diamonds, charms, as-good-as-ever-twanged.

VARIETIES OF TERMS FOR FEMALE GENITALIA

The Sentimental

Fountain of love, Venus’ cradle, treasure, Cupid’s warehouse, garden of delight, seat of love, pleasure place, love’s cabinet, nature’s treasury, harbor of hope, venerable monosyllable.

The Derogatory

Spitfire, trench, snatch blade, nethermouth, mark of the beast, jack nasty face.

The Unambitious

Cleft, groove, crevice, unit.

The Huh?

Best in Christendom, aphrodisiacal tennis court, Whitechapel portion, bit of skate, the batcave, the duckpond.

The Clever

Cock pit.

The Not-So-Clever but Nice Try!

Mouth-that-cannot-bite, breakfast of champions.

The ripped-from-Spenser’s Fairy Queen

Bower of Bliss.

The “You Had to Be There”

Hans Carvel’s ring, Buckinger’s boot, Mrs. Fubbs’ parlor, James Hunt.

The Bakery-themed

Golden donut, muffin, hairy donut, ho-cake

The Anatomically Incorrect

Fanny, ass

Via Slate: 
You and me [sic] may be nothing but mammals, but we are mammals that talk about sex a lot more than our cousins on the Discovery Channel. Now lexicographer Jonathan Green has created two interactive timelines tracing slang words for male and female genitalia through history. He's compiled words for the penis and its satellite parts, going back to 1360, and also words for the mons pubis, going back to 1230.

Some fun facts: The earliest recorded name for the vagina—unprintable here—is still with us today. Testicles (“ballocks,” in Renaissance parlance) received an epithet before the male member (“pin,” 1460), while the most recent addition to the penis thesaurus is “bald-headed mouse” (2012). Anyway, we have selected a few terms from each infographic to illustrate some relevant aesthetic categories in the art of describing sexual anatomy, which is a very important historical-lexical-anthropological pursuit (teehee, “periwinkle”). Behold.
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Gallery of fallen Disney princesses

Posted on 6:56 AM by Unknown

More here.  Via Daily Donkey.
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Compilation video: How to open a beer

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15 Disturbing Drawings by Kids

Posted on 5:31 AM by Unknown
This first one has an explanation - for the rest, you're on your own.


NOTE: The mother is actually selling a snow shovel at Home Depot. Here is the note that she sent the teacher later on:

"Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith"




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Saturday, August 17, 2013

Excellent gallery: 20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized

Posted on 9:29 AM by Unknown

Japanese Archers circa 1860

‘Old Gold’, Country store, 1939
View from Capitol in Nashville, Tennessee
During the Civil War, 1864

Lots more, with originals and links, at Twisted Sifter.  Via @jpodhoretz.





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Egypt: Obama's lofty, detached, dithering approach to foreign policy

Posted on 4:44 AM by Unknown
He graciously pops in from the golf course to stroll blithely down the middle: all things considered, and balancing one hand against the other, Egyptians should sort out their own country nicely. What’s not to admire in that?

A lofty, almost surreal detachment from responsibility for outcomes defines the Obama administration’s foreign policy.

via @JonahNRO.
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Jewell of Denial

Posted on 4:35 AM by Unknown
Secretary of the Interior Sally Jewell—probably the last of Obama’s secretaries not involved in something mind-bogglingly stupid—just got herself involved in something mind-bogglingly stupid.

In a Department-wide address to Interior employees, she warned them that loyalty tests shall be given to eliminate those who do not worship the Democratic party.

No, just kidding. Instead, she did the exact same thing when she said: “I hope there are no climate-change deniers in the Department of Interior.”
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Friday, August 16, 2013

Airman Relieved of His Duties for Objecting to Gay Marriage

Posted on 6:08 PM by Unknown
A 19-year veteran of the Air Force said he was relieved of his duties after he disagreed with his openly gay commander when she wanted to severely punish an instructor who had expressed religious objections to homosexuality.

“I was relieved of my position because I don’t agree with my commander’s position on gay marriage,” Senior Master Sgt. Phillip Monk told Fox News. “We’ve been told that if you publicly say that homosexuality is wrong, you are in violation of Air Force policy.”

He said in essence, Christians are trading places with homosexuals.

“Christians have to go into the closet,” he said. “We are being robbed of our dignity and respect. We can’t be who we are.”

Monk said he is scared to speak out – and understands that he could face severe penalties.
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This Italian 'Adolf Hitler wine' has infuriated just about everybody

Posted on 4:09 PM by Unknown
More info at io9: The winemaker responsible for this abomination, Andrea Lundardelli, claims the line is all in good historical fun. He says they started the historical series, which also features fascist Italian dictator Benito Mussolini and Soviet chief Joseph Stalin, after it was requested by a customer.
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Mark Steyn: Idiot Big Brother

Posted on 3:45 PM by Unknown
Read the whole thing:

On Thursday, the Washington Post’s revelation of thousands upon thousands of National Security Agency violations of both the law and supposed privacy protections included this fascinating detail:

A “large number” of Americans had their telephone calls accidentally intercepted by the NSA when a top-secret order to eavesdrop on multiple phone lines for reasons of national security confused the international code for Egypt (20) with the area code for Washington (202).

Seriously.

Meanwhile, in contrast to its accelerating irrelevance overseas, at home Washington’s big bloated blundering bureaucratic security state expands daily. It’s easier to crack down on 47 Elm Street than Benghazi.
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Jonah Goldberg on intervening in the Middle East: To Hell With Them

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The footage out of Egypt may be horrific, but I’d be surprised by any groundswell of sympathy for the Muslim Brotherhood.

Some paint all of this as part of a general isolationist or inward-looking attitude on the part of the American people. And lord knows that after so much American blood and treasure has been spilt since 9/11, nearly everyone is war-weary.

But there’s a simpler reason for American reluctance to intervene in the Middle East that plays a much bigger role in peoples’ attitudes about foreign policy. It can be summed up with the words “to hell with them.”
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Epic Chick Fight: 2 women reenact Family Guy’s famed chicken fight

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And the original:

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Star Trek Meets Monty Python

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An oldie but goodie, via Nuking Politics:

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Belmont: The unhappy state of the cities by the Potomac and the Nile.

Posted on 9:06 AM by Unknown
Wretchard:

Jackson Diehl at the Washington Post is thunderstruck by the abstracted, almost unreal atmosphere within the administration.
Incredibly, some officials close to Kerry were arguing in recent weeks that one reason not to designate Egypt’s coup a coup was to avoid dampening the Mideast “peace process” — whose prospects for success are invisible to all outside the administration, including the Israelis and Palestinians themselves. Never mind the burning city, goes the logic; we’ve got our hands full building this Potemkin village.
That Potemkin Village is called Narrativeville and lots of people inside the Beltway actually live in it. In that town all problems can be solved by sending off new talking points to Journolist to make reality conform to fiction. Except maybe this time it won’t happen beyond the remit of the Metro. The unaccountable refusal of reality to conform would puzzle many in Washington. But the last few weeks have been a story of two cities built by a river. One by the Potomac and the other by the Nile, each afflicted by its own brand of madness.
All the demands that America “do something in Egypt” are really preconditioned on one unstated assumption: that Washington itself knows what to do. That used to be a reasonable assumption. But perhaps it is not any more.
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IG: Yeah, Obama screwed Delphi non-union workers, but there’s nothing we can do about it

Posted on 9:02 AM by Unknown
Read the whole thing at Michelle Malkin:  Loyal readers have followed my coverage over the past three years on how President Obama’s UAW bailout threw tens of thousands of nonunion autoworkers under the bus. It’s the real-life horror story of some 20,000 white-collar workers at Delphi, a leading auto parts company spun off from GM a decade ago.
The Treasury Department opted not to restore the pensions of salaried Delphi retirees during the General Motors’ 2009 bankruptcy process because they had “no leverage” to hold up GM’s bankruptcy while union retirees did, according to a government watchdog report released Thursday.
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Friday links

Posted on 7:11 AM by Unknown
The First Sex Manual Published in North America, 1766 (SFW).

History of Britain in LEGO.

Strange and Gorgeous Houses Built on Rooftops.

Gallery of Fish Head Art. And here's a gallery of Babies Sucking on Lemons for the First Time.

Shooting your breakfast cereal: the history of the puffing gun.

Infographic: The Evolution of the Zombie.
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Headline du jour: Elephant Snot not answer for cleaning damaged saguaros

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“Elephant Snot is out,” said Brad Shattuck, chief of maintenance for the park. “It was corrosive. On the two tests we tried, it did some cracking on the saguaro. So we stopped. Obviously, we want to clean the saguaros without hurting them.”
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Thursday, August 15, 2013

Lexicon Shift Alert: global warming gets yet another name change

Posted on 10:01 AM by Unknown
The 2010 version:


The 2013 version:


Via Anthony Watts at Watts Up With That: Back in 2010, I pointed out that White House science adviser John Holdren had made a shift in naming conventions for the twice renamed “global warming”

It seems that another shift in the lexicon has occurred, again at the White House. Organizing for Action, President Obama’s campaign machine declared Tuesday that there was a new name.

The Washington Times picked up on this shift, and I’ve updated the graphic to reflect the new name. There’s also a poll to choose/predict the next name after this one.

The doomed planet movement has been losing momentum. Inconvenient scientific findings have confirmed the lack of any significant warming of dear old Earth over the past 16 years. It’s hard to scare people into action when nothing bad is happening. That’s why the White House has changed its vocabulary again — first “global warming” was changed to “climate change” — and now the correct name of the scam is “carbon pollution.” It’s a way to paint carbon dioxide as if it were black soot billowing out of industrial smokestacks. Carbon dioxide is actually what humans exhale, and it’s food for plants.

Its seems that since global warming has stalled, and scientists are puzzled by it, plus major players in science are poo-pooing the “climate disruption/extreme weather angle, they had no choice but to make a lexicon shift.
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Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Modernization in Iran: a new finger-amputation machine for use on thieves

Posted on 10:11 AM by Unknown
Instead of an old-fashioned cleaver. (Insert Wally and The Beav jokes here)
Photographs appearing to show a blindfolded man having his fingers severed by the mechanical amputation device have been published by an official Iranian press agency. 
According to the INSA news service, the prisoner used to demonstrate the brutal contraption had been convicted of theft and adultery by a court in Shiraz last Wednesday.
The machine looks as if some guy made it in his back yard early in the last century.  More at The Telegraph.  (Non-graphic still images only)
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Russian man reprinted bank's heavily one-sided credit card contract to make it one-sided the other way

Posted on 9:59 AM by Unknown
When Dmitry Argarkov was sent a letter offering him a credit card, he found the rates not to his liking.

But he didn't throw the contract away or shred it. Instead, the 42-year-old from Voronezh, Russia, scanned it into his computer, altered the terms and sent it back to Tinkoff Credit Systems.

Mr Argarkov's version of the contract contained a 0pc interest rate, no fees and no credit limit. Every time the bank failed to comply with the rules, he would fine them 3m rubles (£58,716). If Tinkoff tried to cancel the contract, it would have to pay him 6m rubles.

Tinkoff apparently failed to read the amendments, signed the contract and sent Mr Argakov a credit card.

"The Bank confirmed its agreement to the client's terms and sent him a credit card and a copy of the approved application form," his lawyer Dmitry Mikhalevich toldKommersant. "The opened credit line was unlimited. He could afford to buy an island somewhere in Malaysia, and the bank would have to pay for it by law."

However, Tinkoff attempted to close the account due to overdue payments. It sued Mr Argakov for 45,000 rubles for fees and charges that were not in his altered version of the contract.

Earlier this week a Russian judge ruled in Mr Argakov's favour. Tinkoff had signed the contract and was legally bound to it. Mr Argakov was only ordered to pay an outstanding balance of 19,000 rubles (£371).

"They signed the documents without looking. They said what usually their borrowers say in court: 'We have not read it',” said Mr Mikhalevich.

But now Mr Argakov has taken matters one step further. He is suing Tinkoff for 24m rubles for not honouring the contract and breaking the agreement.

Tinkoff has launched its own legal action, accusing Mr Argakov of fraud.

Oleg Tinkov, founder of the bank, tweeted: "Our lawyers think he is going to get not 24m, but really 4 years in prison for fraud. Now it's a matter of principle for @tcsbanktwitter."

The court will review Mr Argakov's case next month.
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Infographic: The Evolution of the Zombie

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via Wish.co.uk.
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Feel-good video of the day: compilation of clips of people saving animals

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I can't figure out how to keep this from auto-loading, so it's available after the break:



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The First Sex Manual Published in North America, 1766 (SFW)

Posted on 7:22 AM by Unknown
Printed in Boston in 1766 (after first being published in England in 1684), it's titled Aristotle’s Complete Master-Piece, In Three Parts; Displaying the Secrets of Nature in the Generation of Man (find a copy online here).

The work—thought to have been written by a self-proclaimed English “Professor of Physik” named William Salmon—has, in fact, nothing to do with Greek philosopher Aristotle; his name provided the text with authority its true author lacked (such pseudepigrapha had been in fashion for ages). It was immensely popular on both sides of the Atlantic. Despite the fact that it may be the least prurient book about sex ever written, it remained the most widely circulated guide to sex and reproduction in North America until 1830.


Pregnancy out of wedlock could produce an infant covered in hair or Siamese twins:


Read more at Open Culture.
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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Cartoon of the day

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via @AdamBaldwin.
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GQ has a cover story on RGIII

Posted on 7:25 AM by Unknown
And the Lord said unto his flock in Washington, "Take this young man, this impossibly gifted quarterback, and watch him hoist your moribund franchise upon his shoulders and into the playoffs." And lo, it was good. Sweet Jesus, was it good. And then RG3's greedy head coach ran him into the ground and blew out his knee. But now the young quarterback has returned, and his followers are ready to rejoice again. But lo, they're terrified. Sweet Jesus, are they terrified. It's the blessing and the curse of Robert Griffin III, the joy that could turn to agony at any moment. People, can we get an amen?

I like this:

RG3 and his mom have a long-running tradition. Every week during football season, normally on Thursday or Friday, he sits down in front of her and she braids his hair. "In the military, it was very important that you kept your appearance neat and tidy," says Jackie. "You don't want him to be all messed up. You want him to look nice and neat and putting his best foot forward.

Plus this:

See the Photos: RG3

Video: Behind the Scenes with RG3

Read the Outtakes from RG3's Cover Story
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Fidel Castro is 87 today

Posted on 6:30 AM by Unknown
Warfare is a means and not an end. Warfare is a tool of revolutionaries. The important thing is the revolution. The important thing is the revolutionary cause, revolutionary ideas, revolutionary objectives, revolutionary sentiments, revolutionary virtues!
- Fidel Castro (speech, 18 October 1967, in memory of Che Guevara) 

The lamb... began to follow the wolf in sheep's clothing.
- Aesop (flourished ca 550 B.C.)  (Fables) 

I feel that my belief in sacrifice and struggle is getting stronger. I despise the kind of existence that clings to the miserly trifles of comfort and self-interest. I think that a man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has been weakened.*
- Castro (attributed) 

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put a nickel in the toilet. 
- President Richard Nixon (1913-1994) (interview, September 1980) 

Fidel Castro is right. You do not quieten your enemy by talking to him like a priest, but by burning him. 
- Nicolae Ceauşescu (1918-1989) (at a Communist Party meeting in November 1989**) 

The most honest, courageous politician I have ever met.  
- Reverend Jesse Jackson (b. 1941) (of Castro, during a 1984 visit to Havana) 

Today is the 87th birthday of Cuban communist dictator Fidel (Alejandro) Castro (Ruz) born in 1926 in today's province of Holguin, Cuba. Castro studied law at the University of Havana, later opposed the Batista dictatorship, and unsuccessfully attacked a Cuban army post on 26 July 1953. After his resulting imprisonment, he went to Mexico and founded the "26 July" movement that eventually toppled Batista in 1959. Soon thereafter, declaring himself a Marxist-Leninist, Castro allied with the Soviet Union at the height of the Cold War, repelled the U.S.-supported Bay of Pigs invasion (1961), resisted the still ongoing U.S. economic blockade, and figured materially in the Cuban missile crisis of 1962.*** Yet, despite the international collapse of communism in 1989 and his turning over the reins of government to his brother Raul in 2008, he's still there, presiding over a corrupt and bankrupt economy only 70 miles south of Key West. Go figure. 

I well remember - as an M.I.T. undergraduate - the ecstatic welcome Castro was given in Cambridge on the occasion of his being invited to speak at Harvard in 1959 - something M.I.T. would never have done - at least not then. English poet Percy Bysshe Shelley once wrote,

"Rulers who neither see, nor feel, nor know,
But leech-like to their fainting country cling,
Til they drop, blind in blood, without a blow,
A people starved and stabbed in the untitled field..."

* N.B. As they say, "Do as I say, not as I do..." 

** Within a month, Ceauşescu and his wife had been executed by the movement that overthrew communism in Romania. 

*** Now that was a scary experience. I was an M.I.T. grad student at the time, and the night the crisis came to a head - if memory serves correctly - my late wife and I were entertaining for dinner two old and dear M.I.T. friends - Bill Anderson and Charlie Dunford. While my infant twin sons slept nearby, we all wondered whether there'd be a tomorrow to wake up to. 

Castro and Nikita Khrushchev at the United Nations in 1960:

               Fidel Castro and Nikita Khrushchev at the United Nations, 1960.

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Monday, August 12, 2013

Rodeo Clown Banned for Life From Missouri Fair for Sassing the President

Posted on 6:25 PM by Unknown
The entertainment during the bull riding contest featured a clown wearing a mask of Obama with an upside down broomstick attached to his backside. Spectators were asked if they wanted to see "Obama run down by a bull." Many in the audience responded enthusiastically.
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Megan McCardle has a good article on problems with Fixing the Mandate From Hell

Posted on 9:54 AM by Unknown
Read the whole thing: This isn’t just politically hard; it’s actually hard. There isn’t a lot of money to go around right now, and weak labor markets are going to magnify the cost of whatever decision you make. There haven’t been any easy solutions in health care for decades now, and the 30-hour rule is no exception.
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Today is Erwin Schroedinger's (he of the famous half-dead cat) 126th birthday

Posted on 7:48 AM by Unknown
If I am to have an interest in something, others must also have one. My word is seldom the first, but often the second, and may be inspired by a desire to contradict or to correct, but the consequent extension may turn out to be more important than the correction, which served only as a connection.
- Erwin Schrödinger (Nobel Prize address, 1933)

I insist upon the view that "all is waves."
- Schrödinger (letter to John Lighton Synge, 9 November 1959)

If we were bees, ants, or Lacedaemonian warriors, to whom personal fear does not exist, and cowardice is the most shameful thing in the world, warring would go on forever. But luckily we are only men - and cowards.
- Schrödinger (Mind and Matter, 1958)

You are the only contemporary physicist, besides Laue,* who sees that one cannot get around the assumption of reality - if only one is honest. Most of them simply do not see what sort of risky game they are playing with reality - reality as something independent of what is experimentally established. Their interpretation is, however, refuted most elegantly by your system of radioactive atom + amplifier + charge of gun powder + cat in a box, in which the psi-function of the system contains both the cat alive and blown to bits. Nobody really doubts that the presence or absence of the cat is something independent of the act of observation.
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) (letter to Schrödinger, 1950)

Today is the 126th anniversary of the birth of Austrian physicist Erwin (Rudolf Josef Alexander) Schrödinger (1887-1961), one of the most important figures in the development of quantum theory. After early study at the University of Vienna and service in the Austrian fortress artillery during World War I, Schrödinger steadily advanced up the scientific/academic ladder in a series of positions at the universities of Stuttgart, Breslau, and Zurich before becoming a professor at the Friedrich Wilhelm University in Berlin in 1927. He left Germany with the rise of Nazism in 1933 and taught briefly at Oxford, but then returned to the University of Graz (Austria) in 1936. After Austria was absorbed into the Third Reich, Schrödinger fled to Italy, then to England and Belgium, eventually settling in Ireland for most of the rest of his life. Schrödinger's greatest contribution to quantum theory was in his challenge to the "Copenhagen interpretation" of quantum behavior, which described aspects of fundamental partiicles only in terms of their probabilities of observation. He dramatized the resulting contradictions with common sense by devising the "thought experiment" known as "Schrödinger's cat"** and substituted a quantum interpretation based on the idea of "wave mechanics," in which the position of a particle is described in terms of probability functions, , satisfying the Schrödinger wave equation,



where E is the energy of a particle's state. The philosophical issues raised by Schrödinger's cat are still debated today, and it remains his most enduring legacy in popular science. His wave equation represents his most important finding at a more technical level and has been applied to the understanding of a long series of quantum phenomena and applications. At an early age, Schrödinger became a student of eastern religions, and in addition to his prolific scientific writings, produced a number of philosophical studies on the relation of science to ethics and religion, as well as theoretical biology. He received the Nobel Prize for physics in 1933 for the derivation of his quantum wave equation. In a lighter vein, Schrödinger wrote in Nature and the Greeks (1954),

"Science cannot tell us a word about why music delights us, or why and how an old song can move us to tears."

* N.B. Max von Laue (1879-1960) was a German physicist who won the Nobel Prize in 1914 for his work on the diffraction of X-rays by crystals.

** Schrödinger's cat: A cat, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed box. If an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e. a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the cat. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. When one looks in the box, however, he sees the cat either alive or dead, not both alive and dead. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other. The Einstein quotation above refers to an earlier version of the experiment that replaced poison with an explosive charge to kill the cat.


                        

(The above was taken from Ed's Quotation of the Day, available only via email. If interested in being added to his list, leave your information in the comments)

Anyone remember the Heisenberg joke about being stopped for speeding?

Heisenberg was driving down the Jersey Turnpike when a policeman pulled him over.
The policeman asked Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
And Heisenberg said, "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was."

So there's a variation where Schroedinger is the driver, and the cop searches his car. 
 
The cop insists on searching the car (4th amendment doesn't apply in New Jersey) and then asks Schroedinger,, "Do you know you have a dead cat in the trunk?",
Schroedinger replies, "Well, now I do."

And my personal favorite:

Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar... and doesn't.

This is from Straight Dope, one of my favorite websites:

Schroedinger, Erwin! Professor of physics!
Wrote daring equations! Confounded his critics!
(Not bad, eh? Don't worry. This part of the verse
Starts off pretty good, but it gets a lot worse.)
Win saw that the theory that Newton'd invented
By Einstein's discov'ries had been badly dented.
What now? wailed his colleagues. Said Erwin, "Don't panic,
No grease monkey I, but a quantum mechanic.
Consider electrons. Now, these teeny articles
Are sometimes like waves, and then sometimes like particles.
If that's not confusing, the nuclear dance
Of electrons and suchlike is governed by chance!
No sweat, though — my theory permits us to judge
Where some of 'em is and the rest of 'em was."
Not everyone bought this. It threatened to wreck
The comforting linkage of cause and effect.
E'en Einstein had doubts, and so Schroedinger tried
To tell him what quantum mechanics implied.
Said Win to Al, "Brother, suppose we've a cat,
And inside a tube we have put that cat at —
Along with a solitaire deck and some Fritos,
A bottle of Night Train, a couple mosquitoes
(Or something else rhyming) and, oh, if you got 'em,
One vial prussic acid, one decaying ottom
Or atom — whatever — but when it emits,
A trigger device blasts the vial into bits
Which snuffs our poor kitty. The odds of this crime
Are 50 to 50 per hour each time.
The cylinder's sealed. The hour's passed away. Is
Our pussy still purring — or pushing up daisies?
Now, you'd say the cat either lives or it don't
But quantum mechanics is stubborn and won't.
Statistically speaking, the cat (goes the joke),
Is half a cat breathing and half a cat croaked.
To some this may seem a ridiculous split,
But quantum mechanics must answer, "Tough shit.
We may not know much, but one thing's fo' sho':
There's things in the cosmos that we cannot know.
Shine light on electrons — you'll cause them to swerve.
The act of observing disturbs the observed —
Which ruins your test. But then if there's no testing
To see if a particle's moving or resting
Why try to conjecture? Pure useless endeavor!
We know probability — certainty, never.'
The effect of this notion? I very much fear
'Twill make doubtful all things that were formerly clear.
Till soon the cat doctors will say in reports,
"We've just flipped a coin and we've learned he's a corpse."'
So saith Herr Erwin. Quoth Albert, "You're nuts.
God doesn't play dice with the universe, putz.
I'll prove it!" he said, and the Lord knows he tried —
In vain — until fin'ly he more or less died.
Win spoke at the funeral: "Listen, dear friends,
Sweet Al was my buddy. I must make amends.
Though he doubted my theory, I'll say of this saint:
Ten-to-one he's in heaven — but five bucks says he ain't."
— Cecil Adams

Update: Google's logo today:

Erwin Schrödinger's 126th birthday
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Sunday, August 11, 2013

Your tax dollars at work: First dog Bo is airlifted to Obama vacation home

Posted on 6:27 PM by Unknown
Rooms have to be found for dozens of Secret Service agents, someone has to carry a selection of presidential basketballs, and of course the family dog needs his own state-of-the-art aircraft.

Bo, the president's Portuguese Water Dog, arrived separately on one of two MV-22 Ospreys, a hybrid aircraft which takes off like a helicopter but flies like a plane.

It was the first time the Ospreys have been taken on holiday by a US president.

More than 70 hotel rooms, each costing up to $345 (£220) a night, have been booked out for Secret Service agents, who took charge of luggage including two large mesh bags full of basketballs.

The Obamas are staying in Chilmark on the western tip of the island, an area that is dotted with multi-million dollar homes. The neighbours include actor Ted Danson and the singer Carly Simon.

On several previous visits the Obamas had stayed at the 28-acre Blue Heron Farm, but it has since been sold to Britain's most celebrated architect, Baron Foster of Thames Bank.

The president has therefore had to downsize to a $7.6 million, 5,000-square foot retreat on nine acres which is owned by a businessman friend from Chicago. It includes a basketball court.

As a result Mr Obama will be staying closer to public roads which will have to be closed as his motorcade heads for the golf course of bookshop.

The Martha's Vineyard Times newspaper warned residents to expect "extraordinary and lengthy up-island detours". Local officials also emailed residents, saying: "Anyone aggrieved by this closing should email or call the White House."
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Amazon deal of the day - up to 77% off kindle books for students

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There are a lot of excellent deals here.
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Saturday, August 10, 2013

IRS official who oversaw Cincinnati exempt operations office during scandal gets promotion

Posted on 6:41 AM by Unknown
The IRS official in charge of the exempt organizations office in the Cincinnati branch at the time conservative groups applying for tax-exempt status were unfairly targeted just got a promotion.

Cindy Thomas has been appointed to the senior technical adviser team for the Director of Exempt Organizations.
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Friday, August 9, 2013

I like this a lot: Walter White "I Did It My Way"

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via @RobRob
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Today is the 2,493rd anniversary of the battle of Thermopylae

Posted on 5:32 AM by Unknown
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori,
mors et fugacem persequitur virum.
nec parcit imbellis iuventae
poplitibus timidove tergo.
~Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace, 65-27 B.C.) (Carmina, III, ii, 13)

(To die for the fatherland is a sweet and admirable thing.*
Death is at the heels even of the runaway, nor spares
the haunches and back of the coward and malingerer.)

Go tell the Spartans, thou that passeth by,
That here, according to their laws, we lie.**
~Simonides of Ceos (556-458 B.C.) (epitaph for the Spartan dead at Thermopylae)

Today is the 2,493rd anniversary of the battle of Thermopylae in 480 B.C. Thermopylae is a pass in east central Greece between the cliffs of Mount Oeta and the Malic Gulf, and in ancient times, it was a principal entrance into southern Greece from the north. It was there that the Greeks confronted the third Persian expedition of the Persian Wars - an army of as many as a half-million men under Xerxes. When they found that their position had been turned, however, the Greeks retreated precipitously - all except for a 300-strong Spartan contingent under their king, Leonidas, and 700 Theban allies. (The latter are often overlooked in references to the battle.) Leonidas and his men fought a delaying action in the narrowest part of the pass until they were overcome by the Persians and slaughtered to a man. In book VII of his The Persian Wars, the Greek historian Herodotus (484? - 425? B.C.) wrote,

"...they defended themselves to the last, such as still had swords using them, and the others resisting with their hands and teeth; until the barbarians, who had in part pulled down the wall and attacked them in front, also had gone round and now encircled them on every side, overwhelmed and buried the remnant left beneath showers of missile weapons."

Thermopylae has ever since been celebrated in song and story as one of the legendary battles of western history, although George William Curtis (1824-1892) places it in a larger context:

"Every great crisis of human history is a pass of Thermopylae, and there is always a Leonidas and his three hundred to die in it, if they cannot conquer."

* N.B. Two contrary views:

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.

Gas! Gas! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime...
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,—
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
~Wilfred Owen (1893-1918) ("Dulce et Decorum Est")

I was the first fruits of the battle of Missionary Ridge.
When I felt the bullet enter my heart
I wished I'd stayed home and gone to jail
For stealing the hogs of Curl Trenary,
Instead of running away and joining the army.
Rather a thousand times the county jail
Than to lie under this marble figure with wings,
And this granite pedestal
Bearing the words, "Pro Patria."
What do they mean, anyway?
~Edgar Lee Masters (1868-1950) (Spoon River Anthology, "Knowlt Hoheimer")

** In the Rawlinson translation of Herodotus, this is rendered,
"Go, stranger, and to Lacedaemon tell 
That here, obeying her behests, we fell."

This whole discussion reminds me of the Patton quote, “The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.”

The pass of Thermopylae today - the road to the far right is built on land reclaimed from the sea:

(Taken from Ed's Quotation of the Day, available only via email.  If interested in being added to his list, leave your information in the comments)
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      • 2013 Air Guitar World Championships
      • In the Batman/Superman movie (Ben Affleck as Batma...
      • Today is National Dog Day!
      • Oxford Union resolution: "this House believes that...
      • One million cockroaches escape Chinese farm
      • Quote of the Day
      • 10 Police Cars Chase Moped Going 25 MPH
      • Violentissimo
      • Video: Watch this Louisiana sinkhole swallow a bun...
      • Mark Steyn: Obamacare’s Hierarchy of Privilege
      • Eating on the March: Food at the 1963 March on Was...
      • The Science Behind Honey’s Eternal Shelf Life
      • USB-Powered Vibrator With 8GB Storage
      • Remembering the Baltic Way human chain for freedom
      • Not The Onion: ‘Law and Order: SVU’ to Feature Pau...
      • Picture of the Day: The Butterfly Effect
      • Jury in Fort Hood Shooting Trial Finds Maj. Nidal ...
      • Friday links
      • Building evacuated after burlesque dancer sets off...
      • Cookie Monster’s famous cookie recipe
      • Gallup: Unemployment Rate Jumps from 7.7% to 8.9% ...
      • Jonah Goldberg on Biden running for POTUS: Run, Jo...
      • The world's tallest Lego tower. Ever.
      • Ave atque vale: Elmore Leonard, aged 87
      • Tuesday links
      • Military Judge Bans Evidence of “Jihad” In Case Ag...
      • Obama administration asks Supreme Court to allow w...
      • Walk-in vagina
      • Popular Science: The chemistry behind Walter White...
      • Judge appoints $600/hour attorney to monitor exces...
      • Study: Double Stuf Oreos Don’t Actually Have Doubl...
      • Must see: Squirrels - Pre-production Sales Trailer
      • The Merchant of Avon: What Shakespeare Teaches Us ...
      • Where the hell are my goddamned adult Underoos? (N...
      • Names for Genitalia Through the Ages
      • Gallery of fallen Disney princesses
      • Compilation video: How to open a beer
      • 15 Disturbing Drawings by Kids
      • Excellent gallery: 20 Historic Black and White Pho...
      • Egypt: Obama's lofty, detached, dithering approach...
      • Jewell of Denial
      • Airman Relieved of His Duties for Objecting to Gay...
      • This Italian 'Adolf Hitler wine' has infuriated ju...
      • Mark Steyn: Idiot Big Brother
      • Jonah Goldberg on intervening in the Middle East: ...
      • Epic Chick Fight: 2 women reenact Family Guy’s fam...
      • Star Trek Meets Monty Python
      • Belmont: The unhappy state of the cities by the Po...
      • IG: Yeah, Obama screwed Delphi non-union workers, ...
      • Friday links
      • Headline du jour: Elephant Snot not answer for cle...
      • Lexicon Shift Alert: global warming gets yet anoth...
      • Modernization in Iran: a new finger-amputation mac...
      • Russian man reprinted bank's heavily one-sided cre...
      • Infographic: The Evolution of the Zombie
      • Feel-good video of the day: compilation of clips o...
      • The First Sex Manual Published in North America, 1...
      • Cartoon of the day
      • GQ has a cover story on RGIII
      • Fidel Castro is 87 today
      • Rodeo Clown Banned for Life From Missouri Fair for...
      • Megan McCardle has a good article on problems with...
      • Today is Erwin Schroedinger's (he of the famous ha...
      • Your tax dollars at work: First dog Bo is airlifte...
      • Amazon deal of the day - up to 77% off kindle book...
      • IRS official who oversaw Cincinnati exempt operati...
      • I like this a lot: Walter White "I Did It My Way"
      • Today is the 2,493rd anniversary of the battle of ...
      • Friday links
      • Real Vs. Movie Aging of "Back To The Future" Actors
      • Video: Creepy, weird hippie yoga teacher farmer
      • E.B. White's Letter on Why He Wrote Charlotte's Web
      • I'm a guy again! ABC newsman who switched genders ...
      • Tuesday links
      • Straitjacket and Other Control Toys for Badly Beha...
      • Game of Thrones Balloon Sculpture
      • 4-year-old mayor re-elected in Minnesota
      • The Snacking Dead: A Walking Dead Parody Cookbook
      • Supercut: Dozens of Sci-Fi Movies Edited Together ...
      • Must Read: DEA (and other law enforcement) using N...
      • State Seizes Two-Year-Old Because Parents Smoked P...
      • City of Concord (NH) Confuses Concerned Residents ...
      • US federal agencies want NSA data to help nab copy...
      • Real-life Sharknado: 5 actual instances of animal ...
      • Of 953,000 Jobs Created In 2013, 77%, Or 731,000 A...
      • This bluetooth-enabled vibrator syncs up with your...
      • A user’s guide to committing fraud on the Obama­ca...
      • Friday links
      • What happens to your poop after you flush it down ...
      • Ozymandias read by Bryan Cranston for a Breaking B...
      • Oops - you missed it. Wednesday was National Orgas...
      • I love this headline: Rare Naked Ladies Crocus Inf...
      • New Website to Answer Obamacare Questions for Busi...
      • Armed agents raid animal shelter to euthanize baby...
      • From 1983, the Queen's speech for third world war
      • The 18 Greatest Dog Smiles Ever
      • Flame-thrower guitars
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