A suspected burglar allegedly caught urinating in a Ballard home is in custody Thursday after the resident clubbed him with a pot and held him prisoner with a brass elephant statuette.
Sunday, June 30, 2013
Man who peed in wrong house and left beer in washing machine detained with brass elephant
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Friday, June 28, 2013
This Rowan Atkinson interview of Elton John looks more like Monty Python
Posted on 3:21 PM by Unknown
The body of Christ is not and cannot be gluten-free.
Posted on 3:01 PM by Unknown
At Improbable.com, Celiac Disease and Holy Communion: A Medical and Spiritual Dilemma. Apparently there has been a lot of discussion about this.
Bonus: Tom Lerher singing Vatican Rag.
Bonus: Tom Lerher singing Vatican Rag.
Ivy League Killer Accidentally Butt-Dialed His Cellphone While He Was Murdering His Girlfriend
Posted on 12:20 PM by Unknown
via Ace, The New York Post reports on this incredible bit of evidence.
The prosecution has a recording of the killer telling his victim he was about to kill her, thanks to the butt-dial.
Apparently the rage broke out when the killer saw his girlfriend had dialed a 508 area code number -- I guess he suspected she was unfaithful.
This is the recording made just before the murder:
The prosecution has a recording of the killer telling his victim he was about to kill her, thanks to the butt-dial.
Apparently the rage broke out when the killer saw his girlfriend had dialed a 508 area code number -- I guess he suspected she was unfaithful.
This is the recording made just before the murder:
“Why did you call 508, why did you call that number?” Jason Bohn asked Danielle Thomas just before the June 2012 slay in his Astoria apartment.Thomas said, “I don’t know” and “Jason, I love you” a dozen times, according to a transcript obtained by The Post.
Bohn replies “You have five seconds and then…and then I’m going to kill you.”
The accused killer then gives his victim instructions, telling her “I’m going to let you up and then you need to answer quickly or else you die…Danielle, why did you call that number?…Danielle you are so stupid. You think I’m going to stop, I won’t stop.”
Portraits Of Dogs Dressed Like Their Owners
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Thursday, June 27, 2013
Today is Helen Keller's birthday. Here're some quotes and a list of jokes
Posted on 9:37 AM by Unknown
The mystery of language was revealed to me. I knew than that "w-a-t-e-r" meant the wonderful cool something that was flowing over my hand. That living word awakened my soul, gave it light, joy, set it free!
- Helen Keller (The Story of My Life, Ch. 4)
The hands of those I meet are dumbly eloquent to me. The touch of some hands is an impertinence. I have met people so empty of joy, that when I clasped their frosty finger-tips, it seemed to me as if I were shaking hands with a northeast storm. Others there are whose hands have sunbeams in them, so that their grasp warms my heart.
- Ibid., Ch. 23
Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content.
- Ibid., Ch. 22
I am charmed with your book - enchanted. You are a wonderful creature, the most wonderful in the world - you and your other half together - Miss Sulliivan, I mean, for it took the pair of you to make a complete and perfect whole.
- Mark Twain (1835-1910) (letter to Helen Keller, 17 March 1903)
- Helen Keller (The Story of My Life, Ch. 4)
The hands of those I meet are dumbly eloquent to me. The touch of some hands is an impertinence. I have met people so empty of joy, that when I clasped their frosty finger-tips, it seemed to me as if I were shaking hands with a northeast storm. Others there are whose hands have sunbeams in them, so that their grasp warms my heart.
- Ibid., Ch. 23
Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content.
- Ibid., Ch. 22
I am charmed with your book - enchanted. You are a wonderful creature, the most wonderful in the world - you and your other half together - Miss Sulliivan, I mean, for it took the pair of you to make a complete and perfect whole.
- Mark Twain (1835-1910) (letter to Helen Keller, 17 March 1903)
Today is the 133rd anniversary of the birth of American writer, lecturer, and humanitarian Helen Adams Keller (1880-1968), who was blind and deaf from the age of 19 months. Born in Tuscumbia, Alabama, Keller was deprived of her sight and hearing by a childhood disease, but her private tutor, Anne Sullivan (1866-1936) - through a series of innovative teaching methods - gradually taught her to understand and communicate with others. Keller became a world-famous advocate for the blind and disabled, and in addition to The Story of My Life (1903), wrote Midstream, My Later Life in 1929 and lectured on the issues of blindness all over the world. Helen Keller seems to be fading from public memory, but the dramatization of her early teaching by Anne Sullivan in William Gibson's play, The Miracle Worker (1960), is still regularly performed.
Jokes after the jump.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in the backyard? Neither did she.How did Helen Keller burn her ear off? Answering the iron!
How did she burn the other one off? They called back!
What is Helen Kellers favorite color? Velcro
How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy? Trying to read a stucco wall
Why cant Helen Keller drive a car? Shes a woman.
How did Helen Keller break her arm while in the car? Trying to read a stop sign going 80
Whats the name of Helen Kellers favorite book? Around the Block in 80 Days
What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love
How did Helen Keller drive her car? One hand on the wheel, the other on the road
How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date!
How did Helen Keller pierce her ear? Answering the stapler
How did Helen Kellers teachers punish her for talking in class? They made her wear mittens
Why didnt Helen Keller change her babys diaper? So she could always find him
How did Helen Keller pick her eyes out? She shouted hysterically
Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!
How do you tell if Helen Keller is alive? If you hear something fall down the stairs
Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one hand? Because she sings with the other!
Why did Helen Kellers last relationship not work? Her boyfriend complained about how she never listened to his problems.
Why is it okay to tell Helen Keller jokes? Because she cant hear them anyway!
What is Helen Kellers favorite color? Black
Remember the Helen Keller doll? Youd wind her up and watch her walk into walls.
What was the worst day in Helen Kellers life? The day she burned her mouth, and couldnt taste anything, either.
How did Helen Keller drive a car? With one hand on the wheel, and one hand on the road.
What did Helen Keller name her dog? Nymphdrumpherlmf.
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? By walking on her Braille books with golf shoes.
Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork.
Why did Helen Kellers dog kill itself? You would too if your name was sajifjlsisdjifiuopoo
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She answered the iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.
What did Helen Kellers room look like? She didnt know either
What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game? Musical Chairs
If Helen Keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?
What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store? Just looking!
Why couldnt Helen Keller play on her high school football team? Because shes a girl
Why was Helen Kellers leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
What did Helen Kellers parents do to punish her for swearing? Washed her hands with soap.
How did Helen Keller burn her hands? She was trying to read a waffle iron
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue
How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers
Why did Helen Keller cross the road? What, like she knows where shes going!
Whats this (slowly waving fingers)? Helen Keller moaning
Why did Helen Keller cross the road? What, like she knows where shes going!
Whats this (slowly waving fingers)? Helen Keller moaning
New book: KGB operation seeded Muslim countries with anti-American, anti-Jewish propaganda during the 70s
Posted on 6:39 AM by Unknown
The highest-ranking Soviet-bloc intelligence officer ever to defect to the West claims in a new book that anti-American Islamic terrorism had its roots in a secret 1970s-era KGB plot to harm but the United States and Israel by seeding Muslim countries with carefully targeted propaganda.
Yuri Andropov, the KGB chief for 15 years before he became the Soviet premier, sent hundreds of agents and thousands of copies of propaganda literature to Muslim countries.
'According to Andropov, the Islamic world was a petri dish in which the KGB community could nurture a virulent strain of America-hatred, grown from the bacterium of Marxist-Leninist thought.'
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Joseph Campbell's monomyth theory, a.k.a. “The Hero’s Journey” explained by puppets
Posted on 6:34 PM by Unknown
Are you familiar with Joseph Campbell's monomyth theory, a.k.a. “The Hero’s Journey”? The basic idea is that the same character types and plot points repeat themselves in story after story. It could be Star Wars or Happy Gilmore: the hero’s journey is there.
Anyway, here are puppets explaining it by acting out scenes from Harry Potter, The Hobbit, The Wizard of Oz, Indiana Jones, and more.
Anyway, here are puppets explaining it by acting out scenes from Harry Potter, The Hobbit, The Wizard of Oz, Indiana Jones, and more.
via Laughing Squid.
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Excellent detailed daily round-up and analysis of the Zimmerman trial is at Legal Insurrection
Posted on 8:08 PM by Unknown
PSA: How to help sufferers of "Bitchy Resting Face," a tragic reality for millions of women.
Posted on 11:04 AM by Unknown
via Happy Place.
High court voids key part of Voting Rights Act
Posted on 8:04 AM by Unknown
The justices said in 5-4 vote that the law Congress most recently renewed in 2006 relies on 40-year-old data that does not reflect racial progress and changes in U.S. society.
The court did not strike down the advance approval requirement of the law that has been used, mainly in the South, to open up polling places to minority voters in the nearly half century since it was first enacted in 1965. But the justices did say lawmakers must update the formula for determining which parts of the country must seek Washington’s approval, in advance, for election changes.
The court did not strike down the advance approval requirement of the law that has been used, mainly in the South, to open up polling places to minority voters in the nearly half century since it was first enacted in 1965. But the justices did say lawmakers must update the formula for determining which parts of the country must seek Washington’s approval, in advance, for election changes.
Monday, June 24, 2013
Winner of The 2013 World’s Ugliest Dog Contest
Posted on 8:06 AM by Unknown
I don't see it - this dog is not that ugly. See also: contest winners from previous years. More here.
Video report of this year's contest:
Sunday, June 23, 2013
Meet The Man In Charge Of America's Secret Cyber Army
Posted on 6:47 PM by Unknown
Excellent article on General Keith Alexander at ZeroHedge, drawing from various sources and covering years. Fascinating and scary as hell.
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Hairy Leg Stockings may help scare off perverts
Posted on 6:40 AM by Unknown
More at HuffPo: "Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out."
Monday, June 17, 2013
The IRS vs. Pro-Israel Groups: Their applications for tax-exempt status are routed to an antiterrorism unit.
Posted on 6:19 PM by Unknown
Applications of pro-Israel groups for tax-exempt status are routinely routed to an antiterrorism unit within the Internal Revenue Service for additional screening, according to the testimony of a Cincinnati-based IRS agent.
Dog Butt Looks Like Jesus Christ In A Robe
Posted on 5:40 PM by Unknown
It really does look like him. Of course, He's also on our toast, in our fish sticks, on our tortillas, our sting rays and our receipts.
Also in Jesus sighting news, there's this, from the floor near the security checkpoints at Terminal 3 of the Phoenix Airport: "He looks a little bit more like the Zig Zag Rolling Papers man than other Jesuses I've seen, but it's definitely Him,"
Read more here: http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2013/06/seeing-god-one-way-or-another.html#storylink=cpy
Read more here: http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2013/06/seeing-god-one-way-or-another.html#storylink=cpy
Another one: 5-year old cap gun offender can’t expunge his “record”
Posted on 5:07 PM by Unknown
Calvert officials decline to clear record of 5-year-old with cap gun
via Legal Insurrection:
We’ve documented disciplinary action taken or threatened against young children who employed “weapons” at school like a pencil pointed like a gun, a Quarter-size Lego piece, a clear plastic toy gun, a Lego Gun, and aNerf Gun, and who trashed talked other kids about a Bubble Gun and Nerf Gun.
And of course, the 7-year old Pop-Tart gun offender who lost his first appeal.
Previous post: Suspension over gun-shaped toaster pastry is now permanent mark on 7 year old's record
And of course, the 7-year old Pop-Tart gun offender who lost his first appeal.
Previous post: Suspension over gun-shaped toaster pastry is now permanent mark on 7 year old's record
How duct tape patched up the world – and why we're still sticking with it
Posted on 8:55 AM by Unknown
Mildly interesting article, with a short list of some of the less common uses. It made me want to read more about it.
Also, I like this:
"I hope that women never find out about duct tape," humorist Dave Barry joked, "because once they do, men will no longer serve any useful purpose."
"I hope that women never find out about duct tape," humorist Dave Barry joked, "because once they do, men will no longer serve any useful purpose."
Headline du jour: Marshall U. dismissed from bottle-rocket-shot-out-of-anus lawsuit
Posted on 8:48 AM by Unknown
Apparently the plaintiff failed to file some court papers in time, and that let Marshall drop off the lawsuit. Here's the backstory:
At a fraternity party, Helmburg (the plaintiff), claimed Hughes (one of the defendants) became intoxicated and attempted to “shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the ATO deck.”
When doing so, Hughes startled Helmburg, who then jumped back and fell off of the deck of the fraternity house and was injured, according to the suit. He was lodged between the deck and an air conditioning unit.
Helmburg claimed there was no railing on the deck at the time of the incident, and that the fraternity was negligent in failing to provide a safe deck and that Hughes was at fault for consuming alcohol “which leads to stupid and dangerous activities."
At a fraternity party, Helmburg (the plaintiff), claimed Hughes (one of the defendants) became intoxicated and attempted to “shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the ATO deck.”
When doing so, Hughes startled Helmburg, who then jumped back and fell off of the deck of the fraternity house and was injured, according to the suit. He was lodged between the deck and an air conditioning unit.
Helmburg claimed there was no railing on the deck at the time of the incident, and that the fraternity was negligent in failing to provide a safe deck and that Hughes was at fault for consuming alcohol “which leads to stupid and dangerous activities."
Udderly ridiculous: here's the winner of Germany's annual cow beauty contest
Posted on 8:33 AM by Unknown
Let the udder and moo jokes commence.
And here are some additional pretty cows.
Sunday, June 16, 2013
Happy Father’s Day: President Obama and his daughter play with toy guns
Posted on 2:54 PM by Unknown
Video: the world's longest domino chain made of books
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Saturday, June 15, 2013
Friday, June 14, 2013
Researcher: Berenstein Bears, Franklin the Friendly Turtle Perpetuate "Racist," "Socially Dominant Norms" to Children
Posted on 6:23 PM by Unknown
More at Ace:
Parents who read their kids stories about happy, human-like animals like Franklin the Turtle or Arthur at bedtime are exposing their kids to racism, materialism, homophobia and patriarchal norms, according to a paper presented at the Congress of the Humanities and Social Sciences.
Most animals portrayed in children’s books, songs and on clothing send a bad message, according to academics Nora Timmerman and Julia Ostertag: That animals only exist for human use, that humans are better than animals, that animals don’t have their own stories to tell, that it’s fine to “demean” them by cooing over their cuteness. Perhaps worst of all, they say, animals are anthropomorphized to reinforce “socially dominant norms” like nuclear families and gender stereotypes.
NAVY NO LONGER COMMUNICATES IN ALL CAPS. NO MENTION OF ELIMINATING RUM & SODOMY
Posted on 11:20 AM by Unknown
NOW HEAR THIS: THE U.S. NAVY WILL NO LONGER COMMUNICATE EXCLUSIVELY IN ALL CAPS.
THE TRADITION OF USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS IS A LEGACY OF TELETYPE MACHINES OF 1850S THAT LACKED LOWERCASE LETTERS.
THE TRADITION OF USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS IS A LEGACY OF TELETYPE MACHINES OF 1850S THAT LACKED LOWERCASE LETTERS.
Friday links
Posted on 9:17 AM by Unknown
Scary insect news: Ticks That Spread Red-Meat Allergy, Mega mosquitoes and carnivorous chemical-resistant 'Crazy ants'.
More weird than scary, here's The Most Surreal Insect on Earth.
What would it cost to build Superman's Fortress of Solitude?
Artist attempts to Print Out The Entire Internet.
How to freeze water in about half a second.
What would it cost to build Superman's Fortress of Solitude?
Artist attempts to Print Out The Entire Internet.
Today is Flag Day
Posted on 7:25 AM by Unknown
It commemorates the adoption of the flag of the United States, which happened on June 14, 1777 by resolution of the Second Continental Congress.
Two years earlier, on June 14, 1775, Congress adopted "the American continental army", so today is also the Birthday of the U.S. Army.
Two years earlier, on June 14, 1775, Congress adopted "the American continental army", so today is also the Birthday of the U.S. Army.
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Russian Dog Pushes Owner in Wheelchair Through Flooded Street
Posted on 7:11 PM by Unknown
Science news of the blindingly obvious: men 'never stop being childish'
Posted on 9:05 AM by Unknown
A study into the differences in maturity between genders revealed both men and women agree men remain 'immature' well into their late 30s and early 40s.
But the average age at which women mature emerged as 32.
Alarmingly, eight out of ten women believe that men 'never stop being childish' - with breaking wind, burping, eating fast food in the early hours and playing videogames their biggest bug-bears.
Staying silent during arguments, not being able to cook simple meals and re-telling the same old jokes and stories when with the lads were also hailed as signs of immaturity.
MEN'S TOP 30 MATURITY FAILINGS
1.Finding their own farts and burps hilarious
2.Eating fast food at 2:00am
3.Playing videogames
4.Driving too fast or 'racing' another car at the lights or on the motorway
5.Sniggering a bit at rude words
6.Driving with loud music
7.Playing practical jokes
8.Trying to beat children at games and sport
9.Staying silent during an argument
10.Not being able to cook simple meals
11.Re-telling the same silly jokes and stories when with the lads
12.Don't like talking about themselves/ having proper conversations
13.Hating books/reading because of short attention span/they're boring
14.Doing crazy dance moves
15.Mum still doing their washing
16.Having their Mum still make them breakfast/any meal
17.Wearing trainers to night clubs
18.Owning a skateboard or BMX
19.Not eating vegetables
20.Changing jobs regularly
21.Getting too excited over stag do's
22.Sometimes trying to do wheelies/stunts on their bike
23.Driving a modified car or one with a loud exhaust/boy racer
24.Showing off about how girls are attracted to them
25.Wearing pyjamas, specifically cartoon pyjamas
26.Using dodgy chat-up lines
27.Showing off about protein shakes/weight-lifting/how much they 'lift'
28.Littering
29.Wearing saggy-crotched jeans
30.Having a cartoon bedspread
But the average age at which women mature emerged as 32.
Alarmingly, eight out of ten women believe that men 'never stop being childish' - with breaking wind, burping, eating fast food in the early hours and playing videogames their biggest bug-bears.
Staying silent during arguments, not being able to cook simple meals and re-telling the same old jokes and stories when with the lads were also hailed as signs of immaturity.
MEN'S TOP 30 MATURITY FAILINGS
1.Finding their own farts and burps hilarious
2.Eating fast food at 2:00am
3.Playing videogames
4.Driving too fast or 'racing' another car at the lights or on the motorway
5.Sniggering a bit at rude words
6.Driving with loud music
7.Playing practical jokes
8.Trying to beat children at games and sport
9.Staying silent during an argument
10.Not being able to cook simple meals
11.Re-telling the same silly jokes and stories when with the lads
12.Don't like talking about themselves/ having proper conversations
13.Hating books/reading because of short attention span/they're boring
14.Doing crazy dance moves
15.Mum still doing their washing
16.Having their Mum still make them breakfast/any meal
17.Wearing trainers to night clubs
18.Owning a skateboard or BMX
19.Not eating vegetables
20.Changing jobs regularly
21.Getting too excited over stag do's
22.Sometimes trying to do wheelies/stunts on their bike
23.Driving a modified car or one with a loud exhaust/boy racer
24.Showing off about how girls are attracted to them
25.Wearing pyjamas, specifically cartoon pyjamas
26.Using dodgy chat-up lines
27.Showing off about protein shakes/weight-lifting/how much they 'lift'
28.Littering
29.Wearing saggy-crotched jeans
30.Having a cartoon bedspread
Suspension over gun-shaped toaster pastry is now permanent mark on 7 year old's record
Posted on 6:42 AM by Unknown
Daily Caller: This week brought more bad news for Joshua Welch, the Baltimore-area second-grader who was suspended for two days because his teacher thought he shaped a breakfast pastry into something resembling a gun.
School officials have denied an appeal to have the suspension expunged from the boy’s permanent record, reports The Baltimore Sun.
Robin Ficker, the attorney representing Welch and his family, said he will now take the matter to the Anne Arundel County school board. Under local regulations, he has 30 days to do so.
School officials have denied an appeal to have the suspension expunged from the boy’s permanent record, reports The Baltimore Sun.
Robin Ficker, the attorney representing Welch and his family, said he will now take the matter to the Anne Arundel County school board. Under local regulations, he has 30 days to do so.
This is scary: Ticks That Spread Red-Meat Allergy
Posted on 6:00 AM by Unknown
Read the whole thing at WSJ: The allergic reactions range from vomiting and abdominal cramps to hives to anaphylaxis, which can lead to breathing difficulties and sometimes even death.
Unlike most food allergies, the symptoms typically set in three to six hours after an affected person eats beef, pork or lamb—often in the middle of the night.
Experts say such tick-triggered red-meat allergies may well have occurred, unnoticed, for decades. But they also think such cases are increasing as the population of lone star ticks grows and expands, along with its natural hosts, white-tailed deer and wild turkey.
Unlike most food allergies, the symptoms typically set in three to six hours after an affected person eats beef, pork or lamb—often in the middle of the night.
Experts say such tick-triggered red-meat allergies may well have occurred, unnoticed, for decades. But they also think such cases are increasing as the population of lone star ticks grows and expands, along with its natural hosts, white-tailed deer and wild turkey.
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
How to freeze water in about half a second
Posted on 9:57 AM by Unknown
This is an example of supercooling – the process by which a very pure liquid is chilled to a temperature just below its usual freezing point without actually making the jump to its solid state.
Fruit Machine: The Canadian Government Used “Gay Detectors” to Try to Get Rid of Homosexual Government Employees
Posted on 7:00 AM by Unknown
At the excellent Today I Found Out:
We are all familiar with the colloquialism “gaydar” which refers to a person’s intuitive, and often wildly inaccurate, ability to assess the sexual orientation of another person. In the 1960s, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) attempted to use a slightly more scientific, though equally flawed, approach- a machine to detect if a person was gay or not. This was in an attempt to eliminate homosexuals from the Canadian military, police and civil service. The specific machine, dubbed the “Fruit Machine”, was invented by Dr. Robert Wake, a Carelton University Psychology professor.
Taking the lead from the United States’ McCarthyism, the Canadian government considered all homosexual public servants to be a threat to national security for various absurd reasons. In order to deal with the “security threats” posed by gay people, a special team in the RCMP was formed. Section A-3′s sole mission was to identify and dismiss from service every homosexual working for the Canadian government. Identified homosexuals were immediately fired or forced to resign.
Initial efforts included following people around and undercover work at various clubs, but this proved to be extremely costly and somewhat inefficient. Thus, Section A-3 decided they needed a new plan, a way to screen every employee directly. This new plan was the “Fruit Machine”.
The Fruit Machine primarily used the “pupil area response test” as an indicator of a person’s sexual orientation, as well as perspiration levels and pulse rate. While undergoing the test, the subject would sit in a dentist-style chair. They’d then be shown various images, some completely mundane, while others depicted naked or semi-naked photos of women and men. If the subject’s pupils dilated when being shown erotic photos of people of the same gender, s/he was assumed to be homosexual.
Besides the “science” behind the machine being completely flawed, there were other problems as well. For instance, each photograph changed the amount of light hitting the person’s eyes. If the difference from one slide to another was large enough, this obviously would change the subject’s pupil dilation, but was not accounted for in the results.
The Fruit Machine was not a stand alone test, but many of the other methods used were just as ridiculous. For instance, another test run by the RCMP included monitoring subjects’ physiological responses to specific words such as queer, gay, drag and even bar.
As you might expect, once word got out that the Fruit Machine test was attempting to determine if you were gay or not, rather than a stress testing machine as people were initially told, getting people to take the test became nearly impossible. That, along with numerous mechanical failures with the machine itself, soon got funding for that particular part of the program cut off and the RCMP’s dream of having a gaydar to screen all Public Employees with was put on hold, though that didn’t stop them from continuing their work trying to root out “dangerous” homosexuals from the Canadian payroll.
Not to be deterred, the RCMP eventually started using a new type of machine, this one, a type of plethysmograph that measured blood flow to genitals while the subject is shown various images. While not nearly as scientifically flawed as the Fruit Machine, this one also, as you might expect, doesn’t give terribly accurate results on the whole and eventually the program for trying to root out homosexuals was abandoned by the Canadian government, but not before at least 400 people lost their jobs after being accused of being gay (with some estimates being significantly higher).
We are all familiar with the colloquialism “gaydar” which refers to a person’s intuitive, and often wildly inaccurate, ability to assess the sexual orientation of another person. In the 1960s, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) attempted to use a slightly more scientific, though equally flawed, approach- a machine to detect if a person was gay or not. This was in an attempt to eliminate homosexuals from the Canadian military, police and civil service. The specific machine, dubbed the “Fruit Machine”, was invented by Dr. Robert Wake, a Carelton University Psychology professor.
Taking the lead from the United States’ McCarthyism, the Canadian government considered all homosexual public servants to be a threat to national security for various absurd reasons. In order to deal with the “security threats” posed by gay people, a special team in the RCMP was formed. Section A-3′s sole mission was to identify and dismiss from service every homosexual working for the Canadian government. Identified homosexuals were immediately fired or forced to resign.
Initial efforts included following people around and undercover work at various clubs, but this proved to be extremely costly and somewhat inefficient. Thus, Section A-3 decided they needed a new plan, a way to screen every employee directly. This new plan was the “Fruit Machine”.
The Fruit Machine primarily used the “pupil area response test” as an indicator of a person’s sexual orientation, as well as perspiration levels and pulse rate. While undergoing the test, the subject would sit in a dentist-style chair. They’d then be shown various images, some completely mundane, while others depicted naked or semi-naked photos of women and men. If the subject’s pupils dilated when being shown erotic photos of people of the same gender, s/he was assumed to be homosexual.
Besides the “science” behind the machine being completely flawed, there were other problems as well. For instance, each photograph changed the amount of light hitting the person’s eyes. If the difference from one slide to another was large enough, this obviously would change the subject’s pupil dilation, but was not accounted for in the results.
The Fruit Machine was not a stand alone test, but many of the other methods used were just as ridiculous. For instance, another test run by the RCMP included monitoring subjects’ physiological responses to specific words such as queer, gay, drag and even bar.
As you might expect, once word got out that the Fruit Machine test was attempting to determine if you were gay or not, rather than a stress testing machine as people were initially told, getting people to take the test became nearly impossible. That, along with numerous mechanical failures with the machine itself, soon got funding for that particular part of the program cut off and the RCMP’s dream of having a gaydar to screen all Public Employees with was put on hold, though that didn’t stop them from continuing their work trying to root out “dangerous” homosexuals from the Canadian payroll.
Not to be deterred, the RCMP eventually started using a new type of machine, this one, a type of plethysmograph that measured blood flow to genitals while the subject is shown various images. While not nearly as scientifically flawed as the Fruit Machine, this one also, as you might expect, doesn’t give terribly accurate results on the whole and eventually the program for trying to root out homosexuals was abandoned by the Canadian government, but not before at least 400 people lost their jobs after being accused of being gay (with some estimates being significantly higher).
My name is Joselyn Martinez. You killed my father. Prepare to fry.
Posted on 6:06 AM by Unknown
NEW YORK (AP) - An aspiring actress has helped police track down a suspect in her father's 1986 slaying.
Periodically, over the last few years, Joselyn Martinez would try to find information about the man accused of shooting and killing her father outside his restaurant on Nov. 22, 1986, when she was 9 years old.
And on Friday, her efforts were vindicated when police arrested Justo Santos on charges he murdered her father, Jose Martinez, outside his Dominican restaurant in the city's Washington Heights neighborhood 27 years ago.
Periodically, over the last few years, Joselyn Martinez would try to find information about the man accused of shooting and killing her father outside his restaurant on Nov. 22, 1986, when she was 9 years old.
And on Friday, her efforts were vindicated when police arrested Justo Santos on charges he murdered her father, Jose Martinez, outside his Dominican restaurant in the city's Washington Heights neighborhood 27 years ago.
via Fark.
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Disturbing exerpts of footage from Soviet dog-reanimation experiments
Posted on 9:53 AM by Unknown
via BoingBoing:
Charlie made a disturbing video backed by Kurtz's "Everything Burns Alike," featuring footage from Experiments in the Revival of Organisms, a 1940 documentary on the horrific experiments of Dr. S.S. Bryukhonenko at the Institute of Experimental Physiology and Therapy, Voronezh, U.S.S.R. Charlie explains: "In Dr. S.S. Bryukhonenko's lab, he drained all the blood from dogs until they were dead for a full 10 minutes. He then pumped blood back in to revive the dogs back to their normal selves. The full documentary is horrifying, but fascinating. In the experiment, they also pumped blood through a decapitated dog head and it licked its mouth, reacted to sounds, etc.
Monday, June 10, 2013
Slingshot that shoots machetes, plus bonus vortex cannon
Posted on 8:02 AM by Unknown
And a vortex cannon!:
Sunday, June 9, 2013
How to Keep Your Conversations Private from the NSA
Posted on 6:33 AM by Unknown
Over at Victory Girls, they've aggregated advice from various geek sites on how to keep your business to yourself.
More at Wired.
More at Wired.
Saturday, June 8, 2013
Homeschooling Growing Seven Times Faster than Public School Enrollment
Posted on 7:01 PM by Unknown
As dissatisfaction with the U.S. public school system grows, apparently so has the appeal of homeschooling. Educational researchers, in fact, are expecting a surge in the number of students educated at home by their parents over the next ten years, as more parents reject public schools. A recent report in Education News states that, since 1999, the number of children who are homeschooled has increased by 75%. Though homeschooled children represent only 4% of all school-age children nationwide, the number of children whose parents choose to educate them at home rather than a traditional academic setting is growing seven times faster than the number of children enrolling in grades K-12 every year.
Must read: The Broadband Empire and the Game of Drones
Posted on 9:49 AM by Unknown
Read the whole thing. Excerpts:
Your only safety lies in being overlooked, that is to say, in not being part of an affinity group of interest to the Obama administration. Otherwise you become part of the result set of a query, or search pattern. The fact that you belong to a large group, for example the 50% of the US population that is conservative or Republican, does not give you safety in numbers.
If you can control, corrupt or even bait those (leadership) nodes you can reduce the entire group to impotence. You can effectively decapitate it, a strategy applied not only to al-Qaeda but apparently also by the IRS in its hunt of Tea Party and Republican fundraising groups. The virtual world lets you dominate the virtual high ground. You don’t have to clobber all Muslims and Republicans. You just have to clobber the key nodes and the rest will mill around like leaderless ants.
Your only safety lies in being overlooked, that is to say, in not being part of an affinity group of interest to the Obama administration. Otherwise you become part of the result set of a query, or search pattern. The fact that you belong to a large group, for example the 50% of the US population that is conservative or Republican, does not give you safety in numbers.
If you can control, corrupt or even bait those (leadership) nodes you can reduce the entire group to impotence. You can effectively decapitate it, a strategy applied not only to al-Qaeda but apparently also by the IRS in its hunt of Tea Party and Republican fundraising groups. The virtual world lets you dominate the virtual high ground. You don’t have to clobber all Muslims and Republicans. You just have to clobber the key nodes and the rest will mill around like leaderless ants.
Mark Steyn - The All-Seeing State: The inevitable corruption of the permanent bureaucracy
Posted on 6:43 AM by Unknown
What happens then when an ambitious government understands it can yoke that corruption to its political needs? What’s striking as the revelations multiply and metastasize is that at no point does any IRS official appear to have raised objections. If any of them understood that what they were doing was wrong, they kept it to themselves. When Nixon tried to sic the IRS on a few powerful political enemies, the IRS told him to take a hike. When Obama’s courtiers tried to sic the IRS on thousands of ordinary American citizens, the agency went along, and very enthusiastically.
When the state has the power to know everything about everyone, the integrity of the civil service is the only bulwark against men like Holder. Instead, the ruling party and the non-partisan bureaucracy seem to be converging. In August 2010, President Obama began railing publicly against “groups with harmless-sounding names like Americans for Prosperity” (August 9th, a speech in Texas) and “shadowy groups with harmless-sounding names” (August 21st, radio address). And whaddayaknow, that self-same month the IRS obligingly issued its first BOLO (Be On the Look-Out) for groups with harmless-sounding names, like “tea party,” “patriot,” and “constitution.”
It may be that the strange synchronicity between the president and the permanent bureaucracy is mere happenstance and not, as it might sound to the casual ear, the sinister merging of party and state. Either way, they need to be pried apart. When the state has the capability to know everything except the difference between right and wrong, it won’t end well.
When the state has the power to know everything about everyone, the integrity of the civil service is the only bulwark against men like Holder. Instead, the ruling party and the non-partisan bureaucracy seem to be converging. In August 2010, President Obama began railing publicly against “groups with harmless-sounding names like Americans for Prosperity” (August 9th, a speech in Texas) and “shadowy groups with harmless-sounding names” (August 21st, radio address). And whaddayaknow, that self-same month the IRS obligingly issued its first BOLO (Be On the Look-Out) for groups with harmless-sounding names, like “tea party,” “patriot,” and “constitution.”
It may be that the strange synchronicity between the president and the permanent bureaucracy is mere happenstance and not, as it might sound to the casual ear, the sinister merging of party and state. Either way, they need to be pried apart. When the state has the capability to know everything except the difference between right and wrong, it won’t end well.
Got a long-distance relationship? Smart underwear lets you "touch" your partner from your phone
Posted on 6:10 AM by Unknown
Friday, June 7, 2013
The couple who invented plastic pink flamingos has worn matching outfits every day for 35 years
Posted on 4:46 PM by Unknown
Via Improbable.com: For 35 years, the Featherstones have — every day — worn matching outfits. Nancy Featherstone told why, in a recent interview in The Guardian. That interview appeared under the headline “Experience: I’ve worn the same outfit as my husband for 35 years“.
BONUS: Buzzfeed has a photo-essay of the Featherstones in matching costumes going back many years.
BONUS (quasi-related): “Woman beset upon by plastic pink flamingos” in 2011
BONUS: “Pink flamingo emergency” in 2006
BONUS (quasi-related): “Woman beset upon by plastic pink flamingos” in 2011
BONUS: “Pink flamingo emergency” in 2006
Friday links
Posted on 8:57 AM by Unknown
Gallery: 20 Biopic Actors And Their Real-Life Counterparts.
Getting Drunk Like the Ancients Did.
Getting Drunk Like the Ancients Did.
How Do Mosquitoes Survive Rainstorms?
June Is Goat Trauma Awareness Month
Posted on 8:52 AM by Unknown
The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation was created in 1982 by a small group that originally came together as a an informal support group for problems that were the result of traumatic experiences at petting zoos as children.
Related, here's the Supercut of goats yelling like humans:
Related, here's the Supercut of goats yelling like humans:
News from down under: Festival of the Vagina comes to Sydney
Posted on 6:18 AM by Unknown
On 29 June 2013, Sydney will host Australia's second Festival of the Vagina. The first was held in Melbourne in March as part of the 101 Vagina Book Launch and Exhibition, and attracted around 1000 visitors.
Philip Werner, the curator of the Festival of the Vagina and creator of the 101 Vagina project, will be bringing together Sydney's diverse artists, educators, performers, and musicians, with the common purpose of removing the taboo and shame that many people still feel around their genitalia. He has also begun work on the 101 Penis project.
Philip Werner, the curator of the Festival of the Vagina and creator of the 101 Vagina project, will be bringing together Sydney's diverse artists, educators, performers, and musicians, with the common purpose of removing the taboo and shame that many people still feel around their genitalia. He has also begun work on the 101 Penis project.
FBI, NSA massively surveilling data from 9 Internet companies
Posted on 4:56 AM by Unknown
I was going to try to provide a synopsis of this post at Hot Air, but there's too much, especially since they keep updating. Go there and read the whole thing.
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Wine, Beer and Spirits Could Get Nutrition Labels
Posted on 5:52 PM by Unknown
Article at Good Morning America, where they seem to think it's a really spiffy idea. No mention of how the regulatory process, testing and changes in labeling will be paid for.
Wine, beer and spirits manufacturers may soon have to disclose calorie content and other nutritional information on bottles and cans. But for now, such labeling remains optional.
The U.S. Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau, which is part of the Treasury Department, proposed a labeling rule in 2007 that would require alcoholic beverage manufacturers to include calories, carbohydrates, fat and protein content on their labels, but it has yet to make a decision on whether to implement the rule. It announced last week that manufacturers could add this information if they wanted to.
The U.S. Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau, which is part of the Treasury Department, proposed a labeling rule in 2007 that would require alcoholic beverage manufacturers to include calories, carbohydrates, fat and protein content on their labels, but it has yet to make a decision on whether to implement the rule. It announced last week that manufacturers could add this information if they wanted to.
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Must Read: Court order requiring Verizon to hand over all call data shows scale of domestic surveillance under Obama
Posted on 7:03 PM by Unknown
Read the whole thing at The Guardian (UK media doing the work ours won't):
The National Security Agency is currently collecting the telephone records of millions of US customers of Verizon, one of America's largest telecom providers, under a top secret court order issued in April.
The order, a copy of which has been obtained by the Guardian, requires Verizon on an "ongoing, daily basis" to give the NSA information on all telephone calls in its systems, both within the US and between the US and other countries.
The document shows for the first time that under the Obama administration the communication records of millions of US citizens are being collected indiscriminately and in bulk – regardless of whether they are suspected of any wrongdoing.
Under the terms of the blanket order, the numbers of both parties on a call are handed over, as is location data, call duration, unique identifiers, and the time and duration of all calls. The contents of the conversation itself are not covered.
The National Security Agency is currently collecting the telephone records of millions of US customers of Verizon, one of America's largest telecom providers, under a top secret court order issued in April.
The order, a copy of which has been obtained by the Guardian, requires Verizon on an "ongoing, daily basis" to give the NSA information on all telephone calls in its systems, both within the US and between the US and other countries.
The document shows for the first time that under the Obama administration the communication records of millions of US citizens are being collected indiscriminately and in bulk – regardless of whether they are suspected of any wrongdoing.
Under the terms of the blanket order, the numbers of both parties on a call are handed over, as is location data, call duration, unique identifiers, and the time and duration of all calls. The contents of the conversation itself are not covered.
via Hot Air, which has comments and additional links.
Martin Bashir: When Republicans say “IRS,” they’re really dropping the N-bomb on Obama
Posted on 6:39 PM by Unknown
Hot Air:
People were tweeting about this as it happened and I ignored it because I thought they were exaggerating. See for yourself. You can thank Charles Cooke for the video.
I never thought I’d say it, but I’m saying it — MSNBC’s really gone downhill since Olbermann left. Not because Olby was above this sort of thing; he trafficked in it endlessly, sometimes bringing on cartoon character Janeane Garofalo to fling it while he played straight man. What I mean is, he was never this witless about it. The whole segment is a giant non sequitur.
People were tweeting about this as it happened and I ignored it because I thought they were exaggerating. See for yourself. You can thank Charles Cooke for the video.
I never thought I’d say it, but I’m saying it — MSNBC’s really gone downhill since Olbermann left. Not because Olby was above this sort of thing; he trafficked in it endlessly, sometimes bringing on cartoon character Janeane Garofalo to fling it while he played straight man. What I mean is, he was never this witless about it. The whole segment is a giant non sequitur.
So, You Really Can Have An Orgasm When You Give Birth.
Posted on 5:12 PM by Unknown
A new study, conducted by psychologist Thierry Postel of Blainville-sur-Mer, France, found that orgasmic birth is not only a real possibility, it’s a common occurrence. The results “established the fact that obstetrical pleasure exists,” Postel wrote. He interviewed 109 French midwives who had assisted in more than 200,000 births. In 668 cases, mothers told midwives they felt orgasmic sensations while giving birth. In 868 cases, midwives observed orgasms in birthing mothers.
Possible Poisoning? Al Qaeda weapons expert says U.S. ambassador to Libya killed by lethal injection
Posted on 11:06 AM by Unknown
An al Qaeda terrorist stated in a recent online posting that U.S. Ambassador to Libya Chris Stevens was killed by lethal injection after plans to kidnap him during the Sept. 11, 2012 terror attack in Benghazi went bad.
The veracity of the claim made by Abdallah Dhu-al-Bajadin, who was identified by U.S. officials as a known weapons experts for al Qaeda, could not be determined. However, U.S. officials have not dismissed the terrorist’s assertion.
An FBI spokeswoman indicated the bureau was aware of the claim but declined to comment because of the bureau’s ongoing investigation into the Benghazi attack.
“While there is a great deal of information in the media and on the Internet about the attack in Benghazi, the FBI is not in a position at this time to comment on anything specific with regard to the investigation,” Kathy Wright, the FBI spokeswoman, said.
According to Dhu-al-Bajadin, “the plan was based on abduction and exchange of high-level prisoners.”
The veracity of the claim made by Abdallah Dhu-al-Bajadin, who was identified by U.S. officials as a known weapons experts for al Qaeda, could not be determined. However, U.S. officials have not dismissed the terrorist’s assertion.
An FBI spokeswoman indicated the bureau was aware of the claim but declined to comment because of the bureau’s ongoing investigation into the Benghazi attack.
“While there is a great deal of information in the media and on the Internet about the attack in Benghazi, the FBI is not in a position at this time to comment on anything specific with regard to the investigation,” Kathy Wright, the FBI spokeswoman, said.
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
The Greatest Wedding Photograph Ever
Posted on 10:38 AM by Unknown
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At Buzzfeed: Photographer Quinn Miller asked his newly wedded friends and their families to ‘pretend they were being chased by a dinosaur’ on their special day. Then he Photoshopped in a T-Rex, creating possibly the greatest wedding photograph ever. via Geekpress.
The Tawana Brawley Story, aka why Al Sharpton should have been ostracized 25 years ago
Posted on 8:29 AM by Unknown
I think the NYT has really wandered off the reservation here - they've been ignoring (and/or supporting) Sharpton's tactics for decades.
Read the whole thing at PJM: Do you remember Tawana Brawley? If not, you must go and watch the video co-produced by RetroReport and the New York Times. The Times starts by giving us a wrap-up of the case:
We all know the outcome, although with this new short documentary, a new generation may be hearing about it for the first time. The Times notes: “After seven months, 6,000 pages of testimony and 180 witnesses, a grand jury found Ms. Brawley’s story to be a lie. Neither the police officer nor the district attorney accused by Ms. Brawley and Mr. Sharpton had been involved in any way, the report concluded.” It was too late for Officer Harry Crist Jr., who committed suicide because of the false accusations made against him, or for Assistant DA Pagones, whose career was ruined and whose reputation was smeared.
Read the whole thing at PJM: Do you remember Tawana Brawley? If not, you must go and watch the video co-produced by RetroReport and the New York Times. The Times starts by giving us a wrap-up of the case:
The news reports at the time, in the late 1980s, were horrific. Tawana Brawley, a 15-year-old African-American girl from New York State, was said to have been abducted and repeatedly raped by six white men. She was found with “KKK” written across her chest, a racial epithet on her stomach and her hair smeared with feces. She was so traumatized, according to reports, that at the hospital she answered yes-or-no questions by blinking her eyes. Making the crime even more vile, if that were possible, she and her lawyers later claimed that two of the rapists were law enforcement officials.Enter a relatively unknown (at the time) African-American activist named Reverend Al Sharpton. Rushing to get in touch with young Tawana, Reverend Al became her mentor, spokesman, and leader of the mass protests demanding justice for Brawley, the victim of an apparent white racist attack. In the process, Sharpton accused the police officer — who Sharpton said had actually attacked her — along with the assistant district attorney who prosecuted the case, Steven Pagones. “The evidence,” Sharpton said, proved that “an assistant district attorney and a state trooper did this.” Sharpton led mass picket lines at New York state offices, which I recall at times included the always gullible folk singer Pete Seeger.
We all know the outcome, although with this new short documentary, a new generation may be hearing about it for the first time. The Times notes: “After seven months, 6,000 pages of testimony and 180 witnesses, a grand jury found Ms. Brawley’s story to be a lie. Neither the police officer nor the district attorney accused by Ms. Brawley and Mr. Sharpton had been involved in any way, the report concluded.” It was too late for Officer Harry Crist Jr., who committed suicide because of the false accusations made against him, or for Assistant DA Pagones, whose career was ruined and whose reputation was smeared.
Monday, June 3, 2013
A Treasury of Flying Cars, from the Golden Age of Aviation
Posted on 5:16 PM by Unknown
2-Year Old and His Dad Play "Don't Let Me Down" by The Beatles
Posted on 3:25 PM by Unknown
Great headline: Bland's plan to link with Dull and Boring
Posted on 2:19 PM by Unknown
The long-suffering inhabitants of Bland in Australia are hoping to turn a negative into a positive by establishing sister relationships with Dull in Scotland and Boring in the US.
Eric Holder Loads iPod With AP Phone Conversations For Morning Commute
Posted on 11:48 AM by Unknown
WASHINGTON—While preparing to leave for work Monday, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder reportedly loaded up his iPod with dozens of Associated Press reporters’ confidential phone conversations to enjoy on his morning commute. “It usually takes me about 30 minutes to get to the office, so I’ll have something to listen to to pass the time,” said the Justice Department head while transferring the wiretap recordings taken from dozens of AP journalists’ work and cell phone lines from his home computer to his mp3 player. “It’s nice to just sit back and listen to a few secret conversations between reporters and their classified sources. Lately I’ve been getting into [AP Middle East correspondent] Bassem Mroue’s stuff. His off-the-record calls with top intelligence officials are awesome. It’s like he’s just having a conversation with these people and I’m lucky enough to listen in.” Holder added that he’s saving a really lengthy call betweenWashington Post executive editor Marcus Brauchli and CIA Director John Brennan for a cross-country flight he’s taking Friday.
Excellent video: Depressed Canines Reflect on Their Miserable Lives
Posted on 11:28 AM by Unknown
These are great. Example:
Dearest Diary, this is the 733rd day that I have tried to test what the cat swore to me was true: namely, that if you hump anything long enough you'll find a vagina. So far the results have been mixed. My dearest human's leg vagina has not revealed itself, however.
Follow-up to Sad Cat Diary:
Must Read at Wired: NSA Is Building the Country’s Biggest Spy Center (Watch What You Say)
Posted on 10:10 AM by Unknown
Read the whole thing. Excerpt:
Under construction by contractors with top-secret clearances, the blandly named Utah Data Center is being built for the National Security Agency. A project of immense secrecy, it is the final piece in a complex puzzle assembled over the past decade. Its purpose: to intercept, decipher, analyze, and store vast swaths of the world’s communications as they zap down from satellites and zip through the underground and undersea cables of international, foreign, and domestic networks. The heavily fortified $2 billion center should be up and running in September 2013. Flowing through its servers and routers and stored in near-bottomless databases will be all forms of communication, including the complete contents of private emails, cell phone calls, and Google searches, as well as all sorts of personal data trails—parking receipts, travel itineraries, bookstore purchases, and other digital “pocket litter.” It is, in some measure, the realization of the “total information awareness” program created during the first term of the Bush administration—an effort that was killed by Congress in 2003 after it caused an outcry over its potential for invading Americans’ privacy.
But “this is more than just a data center,” says one senior intelligence official who until recently was involved with the program. The mammoth Bluffdale center will have another important and far more secret role that until now has gone unrevealed. It is also critical, he says, for breaking codes. And code-breaking is crucial, because much of the data that the center will handle—financial information, stock transactions, business deals, foreign military and diplomatic secrets, legal documents, confidential personal communications—will be heavily encrypted. According to another top official also involved with the program, the NSA made an enormous breakthrough several years ago in its ability to cryptanalyze, or break, unfathomably complex encryption systems employed by not only governments around the world but also many average computer users in the US. The upshot, according to this official: “Everybody’s a target; everybody with communication is a target.”
IRS: cheapest Obamacare plan will cost a family $20K/year
Posted on 9:56 AM by Unknown
In a final regulation issued Wednesday, the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) assumed that under Obamacare the cheapest health insurance plan available in 2016 for a family will cost $20,000 for the year.
Under Obamacare, Americans will be required to buy health insurance or pay a penalty to the IRS.
Under Obamacare, Americans will be required to buy health insurance or pay a penalty to the IRS.
Senator Frank (D, NJ) Lautenberg Died – Governor Christie to Name Successor
Posted on 9:53 AM by Unknown
The death of Lautenberg, a Democrat, creates a vacancy that Republican Gov. Christie will fill through appointment. How long that appointee would serve is unclear, but much of the decision rests with Christie.
There are two conflicting state statutes that refer to Senate vacancies, one of which says there would not be an election until 2014. But Christie also could call a special election this year.
There are two conflicting state statutes that refer to Senate vacancies, one of which says there would not be an election until 2014. But Christie also could call a special election this year.
IRS scandal and the Chicago Way
Posted on 6:00 AM by Unknown
This was Chicago. And for a business owner to get involved meant one thing: It would cost you money and somebody from government could destroy you.
The health inspectors would come, and the revenue department, the building inspectors, the fire inspectors, on and on. The city code books aren't thick because politicians like to write new laws and regulations. The codes are thick because when government swings them at a citizen, they hurt.
And who swings the codes and regulations at those who'd open their mouths? A government worker. That government worker owes his or her job to the political boss. And that boss has a boss.
The worker doesn't have to be told. The worker wants a promotion. If an irritant rises, it is erased. The hack gets a promotion. This is government.
So everybody kept their mouths shut, and Chicago was hailed by national political reporters as the city that works.
Anti-Muslim Backlash in the U.K.? Not So Much
Posted on 4:26 AM by Unknown
Of course, there are incidents and there are incidents. One kind of incident is having your head chopped off in the street. Another kind is having someone say on Facebook that he disapproves of religious views that promote chopping peoples’ heads off in the street. It turns out that the anti-Muslim “backlash” consists almost entirely of the latter kind.
Sunday, June 2, 2013
Jean Stapleton (Edith Bunker) dead at 90: Here's Archie saying goodbye to Edith in 1980
Posted on 5:34 AM by Unknown
Jean Stapleton who is best known for playing Edith, the wife of Archie Bunker on “All In The Family” died on Friday of natural causes.
Saturday, June 1, 2013
John 11:35: US won’t allow Canadian relief for OK to cross border
Posted on 1:16 PM by Unknown
American officials will not allow the 20,000 kilograms of food, blankets and diapers into the country until every item on board is itemized in alphabetical order and has the country of origin of every product noted.
“A few” low level IRS employees turns out to be … 88
Posted on 1:10 PM by Unknown
If the practice was contained to just “a few” people working on their own without orders, there is no way that you’d have eighty-eight people connected to it. Unless the IRS wants to argue that it’s supervision is so poor and ineffective that 88 employees can conspire to target people for their political beliefs and no one in authority would have the first clue about it, that’s an absurd posture to take. Don’t bet against that argument getting rolled out at some point, though.
Getting Drunk Like the Ancients Did
Posted on 11:40 AM by Unknown
Read the whole thing at Popular Mechanics:
Many beer enthusiasts and homebrewers know about the Reinheitsgebot, the German beer purity law of 1516. Brewmasters certainly know it: Originally restricting the allowable ingredients in beer to water, barley, and hops, the law guided the next 500 years of brewing history away from experimentation by telling everyone what was—and wasn't—a real beer.
But don't try telling that to the ancients. Thousands of years before Germany laid down its beer law, humans in every great civilization were experimenting with booze and letting their inebriated imaginations soar. These long-forgotten brewmasters were the original artisanal microbrewers, combining whatever ingredients they found around them into concoctions that don't easily fit into today's classifications for potent potables.
"There wasn't beer, there wasn't wine, there wasn't mead. Every beverage was a hybrid," says Sam Calagione, founder of the Dogfish Head Brewery in Delaware.
For the last dozen-plus years, Calagione and biomolecular archaeologist Patrick McGovern of the University of Pennsylvania Museum have been using chemical and plant residues found in ancient archaeological sites to rediscover the recipes of ancient booze.
But don't try telling that to the ancients. Thousands of years before Germany laid down its beer law, humans in every great civilization were experimenting with booze and letting their inebriated imaginations soar. These long-forgotten brewmasters were the original artisanal microbrewers, combining whatever ingredients they found around them into concoctions that don't easily fit into today's classifications for potent potables.
"There wasn't beer, there wasn't wine, there wasn't mead. Every beverage was a hybrid," says Sam Calagione, founder of the Dogfish Head Brewery in Delaware.
For the last dozen-plus years, Calagione and biomolecular archaeologist Patrick McGovern of the University of Pennsylvania Museum have been using chemical and plant residues found in ancient archaeological sites to rediscover the recipes of ancient booze.
via Instapundit.
Hedgehog deflated by vets in life-saving procedure
Posted on 10:18 AM by Unknown
Veterinary surgeon Adam Revitt said: "The hedgehog was so swollen and very inflated. It couldn't curl up into a ball and couldn't move.”
At first the team couldn't understand how the spherical creature could be so large and yet remain a normal weight until an x-ray revealed a giant air pocket trapped under the animal’s skin.
At first the team couldn't understand how the spherical creature could be so large and yet remain a normal weight until an x-ray revealed a giant air pocket trapped under the animal’s skin.
Yesterday was England's shin-kicking competition
Posted on 9:58 AM by Unknown
Here's the Wikipedia entry. The 2013 contest was supposed to happen yesterday, but I can't find anything on the winner.
The Other IRS Scandal - it targeted pro-Israel charities
Posted on 9:47 AM by Unknown
Read the whole thing at PowerLine:
It wasn’t just the Tea Party: it has been widely reported that the IRS also has harassed and discriminated against pro-Israel charities, in particular those that support settlements in Judea and Samaria. In the Free Beacon, Alana Goodman pursues the story:
It wasn’t just the Tea Party: it has been widely reported that the IRS also has harassed and discriminated against pro-Israel charities, in particular those that support settlements in Judea and Samaria. In the Free Beacon, Alana Goodman pursues the story:
A Washington Free Beacon investigation has identified at least five pro-Israel organizations that have been audited by the IRS in the wake of a coordinated campaign by White House-allied activist groups in 2009 and 2010.
These organizations, some of which are too afraid of government reprisals to speak publicly, say in interviews with the Free Beacon that they now believe the IRS actions may have been coordinated by the Obama administration.
The media scrutiny began as early as March 26, 2009, when the Washington Post’s David Ignatius published a column questioning the groups’ tax-exempt status.Ignatius’s column is here. Ignatius displayed a remarkable obtuseness with regard to the First Amendment:
For many years, the United States has had a policy against spending aid money to fund Israeli settlements in the West Bank, which successive administrations have regarded as an obstacle to peace. Yet private organizations in the United States continue to raise tax-exempt contributions for the very activities that the government opposes.But the tax laws do not depend, obviously, on whether a charitable organization supports or opposes the policies of the current U.S. administration. Groups like the Sierra Club and the ACLU have often promoted policies at odds with administration policies, but no one has suggested that they should therefore lose their tax-exempt status. And, of course, you can contribute to tax-exempt organizations like the Free Gaza Movement. But somehow the idea took hold that charities lending support to Israeli settlements are somehow different. This idea was promoted by pro-Palestinian groups, who encouraged IRS scrutiny of such organizations.
Using the powers at your disposal to dispose of those who challenge your power
Posted on 8:50 AM by Unknown
Neil Cavuto zeroes in on the common theme linking Obama's scandals: "If you're not gonna love me, fear me."
Obama himself has put his philosophy in just those terms, telling Latino votersbefore the 2010 midterms to "punish our enemies and reward our friends." At the end of the 2012 election, he was telling his supporters to think of voting for him as an act of revenge against their enemies. And you can't help but notice his politics are deliberately divisive - he and his allies advance every single policy by conjuring an "enemy" group motivated by nothing but pure evil.
It's not just rhetorical posturing. It's an attitude that has spread throughout his Administration, which is remarkably energetic in its abuse of power to injure and intimidate those "enemies." A just government is fearsome to criminals and foreign enemies; Obama's government keeps the law-abiding in a constant state of terror. One false move and you'll run afoul of a vengeful regulator agency. Any day now, the President could pop up with another round of demands to confiscate your income.
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